dictaphile

1. A lover of dictators.
2. A dictator wannabe.

Deadbeat Donnie is a dictaphile because he licks Putin’s boots.

by Moishe Tannenbaum May 29, 2019

Doctor Cock And Ball Torture

A certified Doctor who specializes in Cock And Ball Torture

Stephen Hawking had to go to Doctor Cock And Ball Torture to satisfy his needs in his dumb ass wheelchair

by lilsavage81401 September 4, 2019

Doctober

The month of DrDisrespect on Twitch

Guy 1 "Guess what month it is?!"
Guy 2 "October"
Guy 1 "Doctober!"

by Butterorz October 22, 2019

Doctor Pep3r

Second coming of Adolf hitler and the Antichrist

Doctor Pep3r is the anti Christ

by Doctor Pep3r October 22, 2019

Doctor

Person that will kill your ill with a pill then kill you with the bill

I think I have to go see the doctor because my ass still hurts from Zaya Wade.

by SendNoodles June 22, 2020

doctor hoo

mistaken for doctor who when you're trying to say a joke when its actually doctor hoo

person 1: knock knock
person 2: whos there
person 1: doctor
person 2: ohhhh ik what ur trying to do!! doctor who
person 1: OMG NO!! ITS DOCTOR HOO!!!

by abfffdd August 3, 2020

Doctor

The person that kills ills with pills, and then kill me with bills.

"Alright here's some pills to help with the infection."
"Thanks. How much?"
"1,000$"
"Fuck. Doctors basically you kill ills with pills, and then kill me with bills?"
"Yep,"

by Thetruthbro69 October 2, 2020