Stink crystals

When an individual sits on an upholstered surface and releases a previous persons fart that has been trapped in the fabric.

Dang, somebody left some intense stink crystals in this couch.

by LouMack March 26, 2016

Crystal Queer

When you are crystal clear about being gay.

Logan: Do do you want to date jack?

Carlee: No I’m gay.

Logan: Are you sure?

Carlee: Yes I’m crystal queer.

by Ride a cowboy November 17, 2019

Crystal Starbucks

A term created and used by JesusTheVideoWrapperMaker2K5/StarJesusTheLatinAmericanBoi2K5 to refer to Crystal Morebucks. But these “sweet girls” are noy mary sues. In actuality they said an useless term.

Crystal Morebucks: Wow, What a nice day inside.
Random GoKid: CrYsTaL StArBuCkS
Crystal Morebucks: Ok Nerd 🤓

Crystal Starbucks

by CutePrincess Precurefan9000 December 25, 2022

crystal and mj

THE WEIRDEST AND UGLIEST COUPLE OF ALL TIME WHEN YOU SEE MJ IN PERTH AND CRYSTAL IN MELBOURNE YOU WILL VOMIT AT THEIR LONG DISTANCE RELATINOSHIP

" crystal and mj " EW CRYSTAL AND MJ ARE DISGUSTING ASF

by sophiraaa November 13, 2023

Crystal court

When you cook meth and then go to court because of it.

Why did you go to jail?
Crystal court…

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

Crystal 7up

A guinea rat Good at promising people high end hand crafted billiard cues for their birthday. Known for her work as a 7 up vendor skonka she currently resides in the streets of the 209 district and surrounding areas.

Known alias's:
Skonka
Rat
Cat Water
Cum Catcher
Vendor bop
Sancha and more.

Hobbies include:
Being a rat
Skonking around other vendors
Donkeying other donkeys
Not buying pool sticks

Crystal from 7up is a rat
Crystal 7up

by AySly February 03, 2023

Crystal Pierre

Crystal Pierre is a beautiful, talented, amazing girl. She is so passionate and someday she's gonna become a well known actress. She's very good at dancing and can also rap a little! She's gorgeous even if she doesn't see it herself. She is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. She's also a HUGEEEEEEEE Billie Eilish fan , she LOVESSSSSSS Billie so much. She also loves Justin Bieber, but Billie is her favourite. 😍🥰😘

Hey did you hear about that amazing actress?
Yeah um I think her name is like Crystal Pierre right?!
Yeah she is so beautiful, talented and amazing!!!!!!

by crystalpierre_ November 11, 2020