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Crunch

I'm looking for some crunch, I wanna get high!
by Baphomet March 19, 2019
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Crunch Coat

The extra weight one puts on from working extended long hours for an employer.
I still have my crunch coat from my last project.
by CyberGolem December 28, 2009
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Crunch

when you absolutely sock a nigga in his jaw
Tim: holy shit, johnny just got crunched
Jim: I aint ever seen a nigga get crunched that bad
by apricottimefrostlegend_4 December 2, 2024
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Cap'n Crunch

A gender neutral activity done by partners. The act is playing with the persons mouth (specifically scratching the roof of the mouth with exactly two fingers)
"I'll give you a real Cap'n Crunch tonight if you're good."
by Captain Wally March 16, 2019
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crunch granola

A term that best describes people that lack personal hygiene , are overly consumed with environmental conservation. A new era, 21st Century hippie.
Yo, babe, look, Ruth still refuses to shave any of her “hot spots” or legs all in the name of water conservation. PU!! Straight Crunch granola
by Woodbury 008 October 11, 2017
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Creamy Crunches

Face-sitting during sit-ups. Woman rides man's face, while man punishes abs.
My girl was so wet seeing me in my tight workout gear on ab day. I told her to park it on my face for some creamy crunches and I'll finish her, while I finish sit ups.
by sci-isms May 26, 2025
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Crunch

That guy knows crunch
by Daniel flors January 7, 2022
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