twinkie crotch

A promiscuous woman with blonde (twinkie-colored) pubic hair. Her crotch is golden brown on the outside and full of cream on the inside.

She is such a twinkie crotch.

by Joughie April 10, 2008

Davey crotch it

When a person is siting on the toilet, try's to throw there cigarette in the bowl and ends up burning there goodies.

1; ouch!
2; whats the matter.
1; I tried to throw my butt out and burned my dick.
2; Smart move, Davey crotch it

by Rusty Collins February 15, 2008

Squatch Crotch

When a female doesn't shave her pubic area, and it resembles the hairy body of Sasquatch.

Dyl: Bro did you go down on Jenna last night?
Billy: Nah she had a bad case of Squatch Crotch

by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014

Thunder Crotch

A fire crotch (redhead) that is also an ice crotch (a bitch)... (hot and cold make thunder)

"I'm not going to the movies with that bitchy ass thunder crotch"

by joshissocool138 March 12, 2009

crotch-kicker

a person who kicks a person (or people) in the crotch (yeah, that area)

Person#1: OMG did you see _______ get kicked in the crotch?

Person#2: Yeah, what a crotch-kicker.

by Stupid-defs February 2, 2009

crotch stain

A stain of the general area of the crotch.

"hey Nick you have a crotch stain"
"Thanks Raftis I know. Thanks for noticing tho."

by N. Raftis January 4, 2008

Crotch maggots

When someone refuses to shower for very long periods of time, neglecting the crotch region mostly. This develops a phenomenon called crotch maggots.

These fiesty little larva will eat anything in there path, mostly feasting on the moist area between the genitals and the anus.

"Man, remember that really hot slut at the bar? I took her home last night. But when she opened her legs for my mushroom tip, all I saw was an army of crotch maggots."

by Information Douglas June 3, 2014