Crispy Calamari

Receiving a reach around in a restaurant bathroom stall

When we were out at Applebee’s, she gave me a crispy calamari.

by anonymous March 21, 2025

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Crispy Cone

A sunburnt penis of an old man

Did you see that boomer tanning naked over there? He's got the smallest crispy cone I've ever seen.

by ChaoticWeiner March 28, 2025

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Crispy Crew

A group of five, Crispy Crewmates. They all get crispy and do the big dance, buddy runs it all.

When life gets hazy, you know it's about to get Crispy, because the Crew is here!

Yoo, did you see the Crispy Crew last night?
Wow, big chance to get Crispy with the Crew.
Skibidi ohio sigma, Crispy Crew in the house!

by skidibiland2 May 6, 2025

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Crispy ghost

When a man wipes the end of his dick off after cumming with a Kleenex and it dries standing up looking like a ghost.

Oh man, you have a whole graveyard of crispy ghosts by your bed!

by Squeeler5000 May 31, 2025

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Crispy Chicken Corridor

A term used to describe the mental state of fast food workers, where time does not pass, and every moment extends into oblivion, like an infinite hallway. (It feels like the shift never ends)

"Well guys, it's 3:00 PM, school's out. We've officially entered the Crispy Chicken Corridor."

by LimeWood December 20, 2025

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