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bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
🏠🐦 (explained in emojis)
Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..
by cat hotdog August 15, 2021
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Crashing

Matty's driving in GTA
You're crashing every time
by PotNoodles December 27, 2022
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Crash

To sleepover or spend a few nights.
I need somewhere to crash while the house drys out
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 4, 2020
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Blaine-crash

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.
“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.

“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”

“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”
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Crash Dummy

Someone who puts themselves in a lose lose situation. In other words, someone who decides to pursue a single baby momma.
Person 1: My girlfriend won't stop talking about her baby daddy
Person 2: Who's fault was that? You're the crash dummy for getting with a single mom. You never win.
by latrelljennings October 3, 2025
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Crash Out

To be forced to watch FSU Football
I was watching FSU play Virginia and I could not help but crash out.
by SadChief21 September 26, 2025
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Crash

A guy who’s crazy good at basketball. Typically used when you see someone hit a crazy move, but can also be used when talking about someone who’s hella tuff at basketball.
Dayummm, that move was tuff. He’s definitely a Crash.”

“Oh him, yeah he’s such a crash.”
by certifiedbucket03 April 4, 2025
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