crash possums

(n.) -- words that are spelled incorrrectly, for all the world to see, on TV broadcasts at CNN and other networks

"I've seen some real bloopers and howlers on CNN recently, where the headline writer spelled "competing" as "competiting" and things like that. Happens almost every day on my TV screen, all the networks do it. Don't they have copyeditors? I call them 'crash possums' because they remind me of dead possums on rural roads and highways."

-- Overheard outside a coffee shop in Harvard Square in Cambridge on January 8, 2010

by PRwiz101 January 16, 2010

crunchy crash

When the anime streaming site, crunchy roll, releases a new episode of anime that become so popular it crashes the video you're trying to play.

"I was gonna watch the new episode of dragon ball super but the crunchy crash was so bad it wouldn't even load!"

by lloCaste May 3, 2018

Crash bandicoot

White version of crash bandicoon

Crash bandicoot is the white brother of crash bandicoon who’s a baboon

by Makunt Izichi II January 21, 2025

Car crash

When you swallow a pinga and shelve a pinga and they meet in the middle and crash there for an internal car crash.

I car crashed at revs

by Get gacked November 6, 2023

female crash out

is when a female has just seen some absolute bs. and wants to either commit murder, even beat someone’s ass, or even crash out and through stuff. 🎀

“he’s not texting back but he’s active.
or even
“why does she think she better than me, who tf does she think she is?”
both results into a female crash out

by a girls girl. April 28, 2024

busting a crash

Making an erroneous claim that you’ve lost your job when in reality you got pussy whipped by a flight attendant.

After your football team loses...
How’d those Cowgirls do tonight?
Fuck y’all, I’m busting a Crash for the next 24 hours! Peas!

by kumoniwannalayu October 7, 2018

crash out

presley baker

she crash out when she sees her ex w a GREMLIN of a human.

by reilee c July 10, 2024