craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.
Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting.
by Sexydimma January 16, 2012
mugGet the craigs-hookmug.

Craig

A white kid that has the resemblance of the danibals monkey. He does not appear athletic but he is very skilled at basketball and is very likely to be the next MJ. He is not very good at video games unless he wakes up feeling dangerous. His friend group usually consists of a token minority, a racist kid, a fortnite kid, a Christian boy, a kid who likes a certain girl who they don’t stop talking about, and a fucking moron who probably fucks his sister.
Aidan is such a fucking Craig.
by Shizz whizz December 14, 2020
mugGet the Craigmug.

Craig

A vindictive passive aggressive champion who seeks firm facts and absolute proof to take on entitled, self-important people... Like a Karen, but for the good guys!
Did you see how he wrecked that jerk client? What an absolute Craig!
by Starvictorious January 31, 2022
mugGet the Craigmug.

craig jansen

the masculine tall male that you may see wandering the halls of CHS. very sexy in all his ways craig in a winner
aka the gentle giant

by austin smith
by austingsmithlolololol March 7, 2009
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Corner Craig

When a man loves to film and jerk his cock in the corner to his wife getting railed by a fake doctor.
Last night was so fun, I played Corner Craig as my wife got adjusted.
by Ken Larson January 20, 2024
mugGet the Corner Craigmug.

Craiged

To transfer someone's own panic on to another, causing flapping.
I was already stressed and then he Craiged me!
by Mamma fun sponge October 6, 2020
mugGet the Craigedmug.

Craig

A man with too much money than sense.

Will spend money he doesn't have on expensive clothes and in game currency.
Craig just spent £700 on a t-shirt.
by The Big Boii November 29, 2024
mugGet the Craigmug.

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