When it is past your bedtime and you are sleepy, but you need some coffee to stay awake and tweet something for attention. In that case, some of the words in your tweet might resemble the word coffee.
by Tahmeana May 31, 2017

by Bubble muttenchops June 18, 2017

A second-best friend, existing in one's circle of friends for approximately 5-7 years. A covfefe is promoted to brovfefe after the 7 year mark.
by Panchopillow June 1, 2017

by TrumpTweets June 6, 2017

by Xanidu May 31, 2017

When your hands are too small(not YUGE) to hit the correct buttons on the keyboard to spell out coverage (that's what happens when you elect a racist orange as president)
by The green locust June 29, 2017

What your elderly, sundowner grandfather utters when the flashing red lights aren't working, just days before he starts pissing his pants in public.
by Sarah8998 June 1, 2017
