Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon

Monkey Circle (also known as Monkey Nonagon depending on how many people are in the group) is a commonly used expression when defining the country Netherlands. Monkey Nonagon backwards is Netherlands, they use this quite often in their chants. If you are ever able to survive the Monkey Circle initiation(which less than 1% do) you will be promoted to a "Monkey". A "Monkey" is the lowest rank you can have in the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon. This role is not important, and many are sacrificed daily in their rituals. If you are lucky enough to survive the first couple of rituals as a "Monkey" you are then promoted to the "Netherlands" role. This role basically does all of the management in the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon. If one "Netherlands" dies, then all the current "Monkeys" must be sacrificed. After becoming "Netherlands" you have to cut both of your arms off and eat your penis before you can advance to the "Belligerent Fag" role. This role is the highest role you can be in the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon. Only .000001% of people make it to this role. This role congregates ALL of the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon meetups. If it were not for this role, the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon would NOT exist.

Yo. you wanna join the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon?

I don't know man, they're pretty serious about their rituals, I had a friend go there, he fuckin' died dude.

Damn das' crazy but ion remember askin' doe

by mincefruit November 24, 2019

Flag

Get the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon mug.

Soul Circler

Someone who participates in Soul Circling.

"How do you become a Soul Circler?"

Well, let's take a look!
Noun. Soul Circle
- Soul Circler
Adj. Soul Circles
Verb. Soul Circling

Two ways to play
1. Casual - playing for fun just meeting people and seeing where you stand in there circle
2. Official Betting- betting on your self that you are confident enough to reach the “billion mark” first. Reason that it’s a bet is because it’s + or - ; due to the fact it’s a chance you’re helping the other person you meet too. (It’s a social friendly game so it’s all fun and positivity at the end)

1-5 = thousand

6-9 = hundred thousand

10-99
100-999 = hundred million

Depends on how it looks on instagram

It might have a number following k for example

1k that will equal to the billion mark, but this will be very hard to achieve

Goal: first to get into the billions mark (with their S.C.S)

Requires: following @Soulcirclescore longer than 24 hours ... will be watching notifications all day to make sure whoever is first to the billion mark didn’t wait til the last minute

"My best-friend is a Soul Circler"

"Are you a Soul Circler?"

by @soulcirclereport November 5, 2019

Flag

Get the Soul Circler mug.

The Circle

A cry for help that eventually grew so expansive and contrived that a valedictorian once wrote a ten-page paper on the subject, learning nothing.

"...right, so what i was referring to was how Dylan built up his whole argument on what he thought you meant was 'problematic' using very reasonable points on what I assume to be some key elements of the Circle's purpose. And you brushed it aside because it wasn't within your preconceived idea of what you statement was to entail."

by Circle Man January 11, 2020

Flag

Get the The Circle mug.

Fifth Circle of Hell

The fifth circle of hell is one of the 9 circles of hell. It is the circle of hell reserved for wrathful and the slothful. The punishment for the wrathful is to eternally fight over the River Styx. The slothful are under the water, but are unable to get up because of their laziness in life.

People who type in mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq on a keyboard are the type of people who would be in the fifth circle of hell.

by uwu owo sees bulge February 8, 2020

Flag