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traffic cop 

A blunt force object (such as a hammer or crowbar), carried on a motorcycle, used to extract revenge. When a vehicle is driven too carelessly next to a rider, and they are subsequently almost run over, the "traffic cop" is withdrawn from its respective sheath, and used to smash the windshield of the offending party.
"I fitted the frame of my bike with a traffic cop. Ya know....Just in case."
traffic cop by D. Gould January 15, 2007
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No cop, no stop 

A phrase meaning you will proceed to participate in illegal things until police presence is known. Usually pertaining to driving.
"Yo, dude you didn't stop at that stop sign!"
"Whatever. No cop, no stop."
"Dude, you're driving like 30 miles over the speed limit!"

"Yeah. No cop, no stop."
No cop, no stop by haiti304 January 11, 2013
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"Hey Joe, I'm thinking of buying that girl a drink".

"Dude don't, she's a naked cop."
naked cop by billybeauty4 April 3, 2009

Road Cop 

a small device, usually kept under the drivers seat, or between the seat and the door, used for serving street justice... often a small, t-ball bat, or a crowbar, as neither item are technically illegal
while driving, someone cut me off, so i used my Road Cop to inflict some Street Justice
Road Cop by -weezl- April 4, 2010

Serial Cop-a-Feelist 

When a man or woman is constantly grabbing people in inappropriate sexual ways; in the workplace or in social settings.
Craig Kilborne is a Serial Cop-a-Feelist, when he was on the "Daily Show" he was known for grabbing women and making unwanted sexual advances toward them.

covid cop-out 

A convenient way to tell someone that you don't want to do something with them because you've 'been exposed' to Covid-19 virus, yet not feel bad about it at all.
"Dude, I can't go to your BBQ tonight. The cable guy hooked up my new router today and I've been exposed. I'll need to self-isolate for at least 2 weeks." This is a classic example of the covid cop-out
When someone suddenly changes from being relaxed and easygoing to being aggressive rude or obnoxious. A shady part of a person's personality that comes out at times.
"Dude, why are you picking a fight with the bus driver, that's totally bad cop"
bad cop by Bisa February 20, 2015