Cucking Hedgehogs

When a male is disappointed by another person right after being hyped up

male: can’t wait for that Florida Georgia Line concert!
female: it’s gonna rain
male: Mother Nature really be cucking hedgehogs

by Local Milk Man January 13, 2020

Cooking like Pozniak

When a male has finished the job, pulls out and ejaculates all over his partners face, but before he’s done, he pulls out some chest hair and garnishes his leftovers in a salt bae manner.

I walked in on my flat mate last night, he was with a bird. He must have been conkers deep with her as he was “Cooking like Pozniak” when I caught them.

by VinceVegas January 24, 2020

Cooking From Scratch

When the last thing you did before food prep was scratch your nuts furiously.

He brags about cooking from scratch but I wonder what he scratched.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Clocking

To completely finish a video game

Clocking is to 100% complete a video game, doing everything possible within it.

"Dude me and Darcy stayed up and clocked the new crash bandicoot in one night, it was sick"

by donedeed February 12, 2020

cookingwithzainab

A real g

Have you checked out cookingwithzainab's channel? It's that real shit

by Venetia May 28, 2020

Corking it

Where a man places his penis into his partner and ejaculates inside, not pulling out letting the semen ferment inside the to ensure that his partner will become pregnant.

Ie: Jacob was making love to Elizabeth and told her he was going to be corking it tonight, so they can have a child.

by Howdybro June 10, 2020

COCKINATOR

cockinator is a machine developed by Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz the cockinator is the most pleasing cock ever and will destroy every part of your body

"ahhh yes my perfect creation THE COCKINATOR

by Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz69 September 24, 2020