natural causes

Bullshit explanation of death given for very old people.

Son: What did gramps die of?

Dad: He died of natural causes.

Son: Yeah, right.

by dogbreath34 March 4, 2015

Reverse Santa Claus

The exact opposite of Santa Claus. He is rumored to live in Antarctica with a troup of midget gypsies and every Christmas eve he flies his magical moose-drawn Volkswagen Beatle to the homes of all the naughty children. He quietly breaks in through the front door and steals all the presents from under the Christmas tree, which he then sells on eBay to fund his drinking and online poker habits.

1>Hey dude what did you get for Christmas?!

2>F*cking nothing! Reverse Santa Claus broke into my house again and stole everything! He even shot my cat!

1>That f*cking sucks man.

2>He even took a shit in my microwave and set it to 99 minutes and 99 seconds!

by Kris Krang-ang-le May 9, 2013

Claustrophobia

An intense, abnormal fear of Santa.

Oh, God, no! It's Claus! RUN, HE HAS HIS ELVES WITH HIM!

by Aldo Shabadoo February 7, 2004

The Santa Clauses

The clauses which detail Kris Kringle under the North Pole Act of 1436.
Clause 1, Subsection A states that: Saint Nicholas must manufacture a wide variety of games, tools, and miscellaneous objects for children under the age of 12 in all countries of the world.
Clause 1, Subsection B states that: Saint Nicholas must do so for eternity, without pay, and must aquire the following traits: Obesity, A long white beard, a red suit, a fondness for burnt cookies and warm milk.

Evil Little Boy: "Where are my presents?"
Mom: "You were naughty this year, so Santa didn't bring you any."
Evil Little Boy: "Na-uh! According to Clause 1, Subsection A and B, of the Santa Clauses, Santa is required to bring me my demanded presents!"

by Assasinof6 March 11, 2010

Claudea

Claudea makes unique feel normal . There is no comparison to her mental strength and caring heart. Claudea has a smile that will steal your heart and a ferocity that will eat your soul. Claudea is truly one of a kind . Claudea has cold hands and the warmest embrace . Claudea is the girl that other girls wish they could be. Her confidence is contagious , her love is true, her passion is off the charts, her eyes are addicting. Claudea cares so much for others that if the world cared half as hard as she does there would be world peace. You could learn a lot from Claudea's mind for she is very observant and sees so much that others don't . I'm so glad she found me because I know now I will never alone again

Claudea has heart of gold and ferocity of a lioness

by Skallywag87 December 19, 2016

Claude Speed

The guy from GTA 3.

Claude Speed killed the triads in a mrwhoopee.

by Steel Jones April 18, 2018

cause ah ah im in the stars tonight

AnD WeRe gOiNg To lIgHt ThAt FiR e And SeT The nigHt AliGht

cause ah ah im in the stars tonight and were going to light that fire and set the night alight

by -Pastel Sushi Roll- October 19, 2020