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The Cincinnati Donkey Cart 

When you're hitting it from behind and pop your balls into the booty hole then she clench down and start crawling around on all fours, draggin you behind her.
My knees have been killing me ever since I gave my wife The Cincinnati Donkey Cart!

the cincinnati switcheroo 

Using your roommate's used inside out condom during sex to fuck up two lives at once.
Yeah, man, I gave her The Cincinnati Switcheroo.

My roommate is gonna be pissed after he finds out what I gave that prostitute.

The Cincinnati Open

On their back and blacked out.
We were doing the Cincinnati Open when suddenly they came too and kicked me in the nards.

The Cincinnati Pitchfork

Refers to a sexual maneuver. It is when a partner fingers both the anus and the vagina of their partner. Making certain to apply pressure toward each adjacent orifice whilst thrusting in and out.
I could feel your augment (referencing my partner’s IUD) while I was giving you The Cincinnati Pitchfork last night.