Christmas

Merry Christmas!

The best gift … this love with you❤️❤️
You have my heart and me…

FOREVER❤️❤️
Christmas

Everyday is Christmas with you❤️❤️ I am so thankful I am fortunate enough to experience this love with you.. 16
by The one who has my ❤️ December 24, 2022
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Black Christmas

When your friends or family give you shitty christmas presents that you will never use or keep.
"Hey!What your girlfriend give you for christmas?"

"Oh, ummmm, she gave me a Sheryl Crow poster. It was a black christmas."
by Ime Daman July 13, 2008
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Christmas virginity

You loose it when you give in to the holiday spirits. It makes one even more innocent if he or she hasn't been exposed to Christmas-esque stuff yet, despite the fact that it's started.
Yesterday I caught myself feeling festive and whistling Jingle Bells. Then it struck me - I lost my Christmas virginity.
by optional jesus November 23, 2011
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Christmas Rapist

someone who opens up all the presents before anyone else is awake and then hides themselves as to not be caught, someone who sticks his penis in all the presents, or someone who cums on all the presents (an amazing feat)
Dude, I think that there was a Christmas Rapist here, because there's a hole about the size of Joe's two-inch-punisher in all of them.

Can anybody explain why there's jizz all over the presents? Oh shit, we had a Christmas Rapist!
by RiMjOb February 10, 2014
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christmas christian

Someone who professes to be a Christian, but only honors the Christmas holiday- (doesn't go to church, and/or practice it's teachings).
by bluetigerman June 30, 2019
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christmas clam

when a woman's dress is too short at a Christmas party.
OMG, Judy's dress was so short that when she sat down you could see her Christmas clam.
by snookie1235768942341 December 17, 2010
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Christmas Carol

A guide into how to terrorize the top 1% into sharing their wealth.
The top 1% holds far more wealth than bottom 50% combined, we need to summon ghosts of the past, present and future as it is written in the Christmas Carol to scare the shit out of Goldman Sachs so they would give their money back to the community!
by 32121 December 17, 2017
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