Christmas
Everyday is Christmas with you❤️❤️ I am so thankful I am fortunate enough to experience this love with you.. 16
Everyday is Christmas with you❤️❤️ I am so thankful I am fortunate enough to experience this love with you.. 16
by The one who has my ❤️ December 24, 2022
"Hey!What your girlfriend give you for christmas?"
"Oh, ummmm, she gave me a Sheryl Crow poster. It was a black christmas."
"Oh, ummmm, she gave me a Sheryl Crow poster. It was a black christmas."
by Ime Daman July 13, 2008
You loose it when you give in to the holiday spirits. It makes one even more innocent if he or she hasn't been exposed to Christmas-esque stuff yet, despite the fact that it's started.
Yesterday I caught myself feeling festive and whistling Jingle Bells. Then it struck me - I lost my Christmas virginity.
by optional jesus November 23, 2011
someone who opens up all the presents before anyone else is awake and then hides themselves as to not be caught, someone who sticks his penis in all the presents, or someone who cums on all the presents (an amazing feat)
Dude, I think that there was a Christmas Rapist here, because there's a hole about the size of Joe's two-inch-punisher in all of them.
Can anybody explain why there's jizz all over the presents? Oh shit, we had a Christmas Rapist!
Can anybody explain why there's jizz all over the presents? Oh shit, we had a Christmas Rapist!
by RiMjOb February 10, 2014
Someone who professes to be a Christian, but only honors the Christmas holiday- (doesn't go to church, and/or practice it's teachings).
by bluetigerman June 30, 2019
by snookie1235768942341 December 17, 2010
The top 1% holds far more wealth than bottom 50% combined, we need to summon ghosts of the past, present and future as it is written in the Christmas Carol to scare the shit out of Goldman Sachs so they would give their money back to the community!
by 32121 December 17, 2017