Christmas

Merry Christmas!

The best gift … this love with you❤️❤️
You have my heart and me…

FOREVER❤️❤️

Christmas

Everyday is Christmas with you❤️❤️ I am so thankful I am fortunate enough to experience this love with you.. 16

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 24, 2022

Black Christmas

When your friends or family give you shitty christmas presents that you will never use or keep.

"Hey!What your girlfriend give you for christmas?"

"Oh, ummmm, she gave me a Sheryl Crow poster. It was a black christmas."

by Ime Daman August 5, 2008

christmas faced

to get completly wasted on christmas eve or on christmas day

shit im christmas faced hand me another present

by ohya babydontstop December 23, 2008

Christmas Rapist

someone who opens up all the presents before anyone else is awake and then hides themselves as to not be caught, someone who sticks his penis in all the presents, or someone who cums on all the presents (an amazing feat)

Dude, I think that there was a Christmas Rapist here, because there's a hole about the size of Joe's two-inch-punisher in all of them.

Can anybody explain why there's jizz all over the presents? Oh shit, we had a Christmas Rapist!

by RiMjOb February 9, 2014

christmas clam

when a woman's dress is too short at a Christmas party.

OMG, Judy's dress was so short that when she sat down you could see her Christmas clam.

by snookie1235768942341 December 19, 2010

Christmas spirit

A label for the motivation to decorate for Christmas, listen to Christmas music, wear ugly sweaters, and drink eggnog.

The Christmas spirit made me buy fuzzy socks for all my friends.

by KittenKapoodle December 23, 2018

Christmas virginity

You loose it when you give in to the holiday spirits. It makes one even more innocent if he or she hasn't been exposed to Christmas-esque stuff yet, despite the fact that it's started.

Yesterday I caught myself feeling festive and whistling Jingle Bells. Then it struck me - I lost my Christmas virginity.

by optional jesus November 23, 2011