stealth chocolate

Chocolate you eat in private when you're on a diet.

I've been doing really well on my diet today with the exception of some stealth chocolate I bought when I was at the grocery store.

by Cayster February 8, 2010

Chocolate-dose

When you overdose on chocolate. Sometimes also meaning eating a certain amount of chocolate.

(After eating loads of chocolate) 'I just chocolate-dosed.'

'Have you had your chocolate-dose yet?'

by AbigailEMG March 11, 2010

Chocolate Zebra

When you Jizz on a black girl in a stripe like pattern.
Or shit on a white girl in a stripe like pattern.
Making them white and black much like the design of a zebra!

Dude I made that chick into a Chocolate Zebra last night!

by Connor, Cooke March 20, 2010

Chocolate Shell

This occurs when a woman shits on her lover's penis mid-anal sex. When he pulls it out, it is black and covered in a chocolate shell.

While Ronnoc was doing Jane in the butt, Jane shit on his penis. When he pulled it out, he was surprised to see a chocolate shell.

by EllisHobbs September 26, 2010

chocolate poptart

When your newborn child unexpectedly pops out black... and you're white.

Steve Nash filed for divorce when his wife had a chocolate poptart.

by lolo_master June 7, 2011

chocolate rooster

while giving a girl anal she takes a shit on you dick

Dude, I was giving that girl from the bar anal last night and then she gave me a chocolate rooster, it was awesome!

by Ted11111115 May 16, 2010

Chocolate Malt

When you eat out another person's butt

guy 1: eww you gave that girl a chocolate malt?
guy 2: i wasnt expecting the chocolate, man!

by papapoop April 23, 2009