Little Caesars

This is an historical term popularized by the Pizza Jews, owners of the Detroit Redwings, and conspirers behind Pizza Gate. Jewish doctors named the caesarian section after Julius Caesar, the original Jesus Christ. In making an attempt to prevent the second coming of Christ, Jews pushed the C-section to create more small, delibitated child goyim. These were to be known as Little Caesars within synagogue walls.

Marian Ill Itch: How are those Little Caesars doing we created back in '86?
Mike: Quite fine actually. Russia developed a system to remove any birth defects caused by our inhumane process.
Eminem: Fuck both ya'll

by Rareformed November 29, 2025

Pulling a Caesar

When you work out at the gym for a short time, then disappear and talk about how you will come back later to shut the place down. Yet no evidence exists of said event.

"He's always rushing out of here, then 'pulling a caesar' about later"

by ALPHA.POWERBUILDING November 3, 2018

The julius cesar

Aplying ranch to you thumb or hand and proceeding to shove up your own rectum and performing felatio on your self

"Dude I had the best "the julius cesar" last night"

by Nero the great July 20, 2019

mud·es·cesal

the divine resurrection of the soil of the earth.
also means the divine push of the heavenly bodies.
be kind and don't use the curse word version.

kinder than earlier versions of the word, though.

more of a proper.

"I rebuke him also prophet in the name of christ shut up and mud·es·cesal of the bodies."

by DAFATONE August 21, 2020

Chiaki Nanami x Caesar Zeppeli

The BEST ship eva deffo 🤪🤪👋👋

Omg Chiaki Nanami x Caesar Zeppeli is valids🙄

by starplatinumsthiccjuicyass August 2, 2021

its.not.cesar

Some random guy on tiktok

Did you see its.not.cesar on tiktok

by oofPinGazelle November 21, 2021

Anthony + Cesar

The PERFECT COUPLE. The look so good together and are the best boyfriends. They like eachother so much but somtimes get into conflict. When they do all they do is roast eachother. These two are inseparable and belong with eachother. When they roast eachother they can't do it right so they bothe lose. They are the perfect couple....

CESAR : "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ANTHONY ❤️❤️"

Anthony + Cesar Forever 🥰🥰❤️❤️

ANTHONY " I LOVE YOU TO CESAR 🥰🥰"

by therealdealemily January 27, 2023