Off-Camera Mining

When a person, usually a Youtuber, plays Minecraft and switches into creative mode and gets more loot. It is typically unrealistic but some intelligent people make like 5 Iron Ingots or 2 Diamonds every time they go Off-Camera Mining.
Other times, people go Off-Camera Mining in the overworld but somehow get an entire stack of ancient debris without even lighting a nether portal.

Temple-Rubber: "Did you see that new Benjamin Earthmover MC video?"
Intellectual: "No! It's full of Off-Camera Mining and he doesn't even try to make it make sense."

by The real Benjamin Earthmover December 13, 2024

Carl camera

A Carl Camera is a recording camera that a Carl places in an inconspicuous place and tries to record himself having sex with have girls without their consent. Or just videos them getting out of the shower without their consent.

"You never want to step out of the shower only to find a carl camera staring back at you."
"A Carl camera is the creepiest thing ever!"
"I know! I found one in my toilet!"

by Profound Observations July 9, 2025

Crotched the camera

When, in the midst of something completely kick ass, you totally screw up. For instance, if during the superbowl halftime show, you completely eff up your sweet-ass crotch slide into the camera by plowing the camera man, thus rendering it completely NOT cool. Also, "crotching the camera."

"Man, the Boss totally crotched the camera at the halftime show...I think he was limping afterwards."

by Ellbee February 1, 2009

Drop the camera

Failing to score with the hot photographer at the wedding because you almost broke the equipment.

Lester almost tooled that except he was afraid he would drop the camera and there wasn't a replacement.

by B-dawg August 24, 2017

pointing at the camera

someone who always points at the camera is definitely a virgin.

max: “why is gage always pointing at the camera?”
logan: “he’s a virgin, let him be”

by jukativity May 19, 2022

100k robot camera-sexual

If you’re 100k robot camera-sexual then you’re sexually attracted to a 100k robot camera.

Joe: “Hey, what’s your sexuality?”
Chads: “I’m 100k robot camera-sexual.”

by Camera’s are hot June 18, 2022

Where are the cameras?

A phrase used when somebody thinks another person is joking and they can't be serious.

Principal: Since you used your phone in class, I will have to suspend you for 3 days.
Student: Where are the cameras? This is insane!

by ZuiyOTF47 August 31, 2022