Ship Captain

The ship captain is the person in the fam or your friend group that keeps shipping everybody in the freakin' friend group regardless of whether or not they would make a good couple and also regardless of their sexuality. They are the captain of shipping people, thus known as the ship captain. If you have a ship captain in your fam or friend group then I feel bad for you son. Jk. Ship captains are also really good friends because of their determination, understanding, and total lack of selfishness. Ship captains are usually the leader or the glue of the friend group. If the ship captain feels that a ship is sinking, he or she will immediately abandon ship and get a new ship because they need a ship to commandeer. Ship captains always have a reason to explain how their ship would make a good couple. If you're targeted by a ship captain then good luck because they're like paparazzi and they won't stop following you and your shipmate everywhere and teasing you, thus bringing you closer together, which usually works after what I've seen from what the ship captain has done to my friends and their ships. You can have multiple ship captains in a friend group. But one way to identify the true captain is to check their phone and see if you can find pictures of his/her targets, either photoshopped or edited or real. Also, if they smirk proudly at the mention of one of their ships.

Caden: ugh I've been targeted
Me: Great who's the ship captain this time, it wasn't me
Caden: Grace
Me: Oh ya Grace is a really persistent ship captain
Grace: *runs over* Kate look at this amazing pic I've got
*Pic is an edited photo of Caden and Mackenzie*
Caden: oh my gawd
Me: NICE JOB GRACE
Caden: Youre such a ship captain
Grace: Youre welcome CADENZIE
Caden: UAEDGJKVziucjdkfcvUISRJGKfxbaioaerlkngd
Me: LOL

by KkMoikK July 17, 2018

Drone captain

A person who thinks that they have acheived something amazing despite an average accomplishment.

He's the Chief of Medicine? That f**king drone captain?
Congradulations! You've been elected drone captain for the day!

by SkokieWordMaster February 10, 2019

JV B Soccer Captain

Leader of the shittest team at school. Destroys his knee and avoids the practices like a cunt

Chris was a shit captain who abandoned his team, as the jv b soccer captain

by Oof699669 November 19, 2018

I am the captain now

When either party grabs the nips and drives the other party to aspirate their water in a sexual manner. Or a Haitian driving a jet ski for the first time.

Chris told Gena that "I am the Captain now" as he stole her jetski and caressed her nips while riding recklessly in the general direction.

by The real Captain Felipe September 15, 2019

Unusual Burning Flames Team Captain

a really fucking expensive hat

Person: DUDE I JUST UNBOXED AN UNUSUAL BURNING FLAMES TEAM CAPTAIN
Person 2: so what? it's literally a hat
Person: IT'S WORTH $5000
Person 2: O H

by poploop345 May 27, 2021

4th gen captain

"4th gen captain" is a nickname for Kim HoongJoong for carrying 4th generation kpop on his back

A: "Kim HoongJoong is the best 4th gen captain"
B: "King HoongJoong is a 4th gen captain"

by N1ty November 6, 2021

captain janeway

Captain of the starship Voyager. Lost and stranded in the Delta Quadrant. Little do people know that Janeway has a lust for Seven of Nine. Janeway likes her coffee black, almost everyday, because of being so tired from the night before, lying awake, thinking of Seven of Nine. Janeway will sometimes masturbate 2-3 times a night in order to alleviate the tension and let out her urges.

Janeway lets her true feelings show more during season 7. Janeway secretly wants to be with Seven of Nine, lying there in bed, circling her tongue around Seven of Nine's perk nipples. However, Janeway knows that this love is forbidden by Starfleet protocol. As a result, she only wants to see Seven of Nine happy, even if it means being with Chakotay. During the last episode of season 7, future Janeway argues with her present self to take the pathway home. Present Janeway finally gives in, when future Janeway reveals that Seven of Nine dies if they do not take the path home. Future Janeway is also willing to sacrifice herself in order to ensure that Seven of Nine lives, even if it means being with Chakotay.

Captain Janeway: "I'd like to help you explore your...humanity."
Seven of Nine: "I don't see how being naked is relevant?"
Captain Janeway: "This will help you to learn to feel more comfortable around other women in the sonic showers."
Seven of Nine: "Is it common for one woman to wash another woman's back?"
Captain Janway: "Of course it is Seven of Nine. It's all part of the natural course of human life. Just lean forward, relax, and learn to love it. That's it. Let me get your lower back."

*Janeway begins to slide one, then two fingers into Seven of Nine*

Janeway: "I never knew a borg could be so warm in wet inside."

by Lightboxes April 9, 2008