happy cakes

When someone has a nice little booty.

yo Amina not thick asf but she got some happy cakes

by Minabandsss November 30, 2019

Cape Henry Collegiate

A Place where everyone is welcome...unless you aren't rich. A school where a myriad of students are "asked to leave" usually due to drug related offenses, cheating, and breaking and entering. Hey we even let dummies in...don't worry, your spot at Cape will be reserved if you ask mommy and daddy to write a big fat check so that administration can waste their money on another new cafeteria with nasty ass ceilings. Oh and let's not forget you can count on the guidance counselors to completely ignore all problems maybe because they are "currently" working on the degrees that they should have had before getting their job. Last but not least, do not be surprised if you freeze your toes, fingers, ears, tongue, and tits off... Cape Henry can't afford heat!

Hey is there any place where you don't have any rights of any kind?

Yeah... Cape Henry Collegiate

by canInoo February 1, 2019

cape cod fudge shop

A woman who has anal sex with a man, takes his fecal stained penis and inserts it in her mouth. He repeats this action multiple times until the woman has a sufficient amount of poop in her mouth. She then then puts the feces onto a tray like a piece of chocolate and places it in the oven, lets it cook and then ingests it.

Erin is such a cum dump. I can't believe she let Jeff turn her into a cape cod fudge shop.

by Tim Granger-Johnson July 1, 2008

creamy caesar

the act of receiving a tossed salad while simultaneously getting a reach around.

"She surprised me with a creamy caesar since I thought I was only getting a tossed salad."

by Rude McDougal May 11, 2006

Cape Hatteras

n. The national park on North Carolina’s Outer Banks that was by its founding designated as a joint recreational area and primitive wilderness, that through the devious and out and out dishonest efforts of environmentalists is on the verge of being turned into a bird refuge.
v. To use misleading, faulty research and methods to thwart a person’s access to property where such access had previously been guaranteed by the federal gov’t.

You say a pretty bird was found dead in your yard and with no evidence you were accused of killing it, and a study your ex's mother in law performed said you really didn’t need the house anyway, so you’ve been evicted and your house sold for a dollar to your ex's mother in law? Man, you’ve been Cape Hatterassed.

by yoaudo April 24, 2008

Caeser

Epic, Mint, Beyond belief

'That night out was absolute caeser mate'

by OC78 September 6, 2012

Cape Hatteras Secondary School

CHSS is a school with only 300 students in it and hosts grades 6-12. Most of the guys here are tall, average, white fuckboys who will send pics of their dick to literally anyone. Here, everyone who is born on this island is related to each other so if you thought Alabama was bad, you haven’t come here yet. The middle schoolers try to act cool and like they are older than they are. The high schoolers are all just annoying as shit. Welcome to Cape Hatteras, where you can smell death before you even walk in. Last thing to remember is it’s a small ass school and if you do anything the whole school will know in a millisecond.

Wow i just got here and i already hate this place more than my old school? I must be at Cape Hatteras Secondary School

by yee haw fuckers January 27, 2019