Sickticular Cancer

A person who says the word sick way too much.

Dude! quit saying sick so damn much, you're going to catch sickticular cancer!

by Joe & Trev February 1, 2009

tooth cancer

it’s a really rare condition that only rylan rix has he’s been trying to get treatment for it but it’s not working please donate 69p to help rylan get rid of his tooth cancer

rylan: my tooth hurts

everyone: hope your tooth cancer gets better

by afrikan butt fucker May 25, 2022

cancer express

The act of chewing tobacco while smoking a cigarette, often continuously.

Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.

by Literally_Satan July 10, 2014

Cancer move

A dance move that causes cancer at first sight such as ... juju on dat beat, lean dab, whip nea nea , and any other dance move that became popular and slowly died WARNING:if have or had liked any of these moves go to the hospital immediately make sure you go to the isolation ward so nobody else gets cancer or even an episode of cringe

Friend1: ha do you even dab! (Dabs)
Friend2: cancer move bro. ...

Person1: dude, yeserday andy was doing some cancer moves

Person2: lol, what kind

Person1:juju

by Trynottocancerme February 5, 2017

Cancer list

The first three women a married guy will have sex with after his wife suddenly dies of cancer

Taken from "The Change-Up" (2011)

Dude 1: She's definitely #1 on your cancer list, right?

Dude 2: What cancer list?
Dude 1: Come on, every married guy has a cancer list
Dude 1: It's the first three people you'll have sex with after your wife suddenly dies of cancer.
Dude 2: That's fucking sick.

by CookieCrisp6969 August 17, 2021

double cancer

the result of getting anally fucked by cancer. this rare dsease is spread by phil swift. if you see phil and all he can seeis martians run your mother fucking ass off or youll get anally fucked.
also caused when someone that is close to you converts into a larry enticer.

"my dad got double cancer now because of phil swift."

by hgygyg November 14, 2018

cancer vase

A hookah

The party I attended had no less than 10 cancer vases

by Bob Da Vinci November 6, 2018