Carson Tichenor

An absolute unit who is so incredibly hot and is very good at anything he does. You want to be like a Carson Tichenor

Girl: did you see that new boy at school?
Other girl: yesss! He’s so much like a Carson Tichenor!

by BigTichington March 21, 2021

Carson Cafee

A weird ass mf that likes feet and has no jaw definition

My cat likes feet and has no jawline, so we call him Carson Cafee

by April fools Carson April 1, 2021

Carson

A beautiful, fun loving and incredibly smart human being with the eyes of an angel and a heart of gold.

Ciel: Dude did you see carson today?

Daniel: YE BRO SHE IS SOOO HOT!

by Kanye feast May 6, 2021

Carson Weed

Carson Weed is a middle school student with blonde hair. He is a mega duchebag who gets no action. Carson Weed is also secretly gay and has dreams of becoming a pornstar with lots of hairy men.

"You're a total Carson Weed"

by MisterFister69420 May 14, 2021

CarsOnBluray2

CarsOnBluray2 was the leader of “Cars Revolution” an army that lasted less than 1 month as Twittor sus-pended members of the group. He know dedicates himself to posting quality videos.

CarsOnBluray2 is so hot and post quality tweets wish I was him.

by Big Balls Harold May 27, 2021

Carson

That one friend who secretly watches porn when you're not looking

Random Bestie: I'm gonna slap the shit out of you Carson

by ok m8 June 3, 2021

Carson

The kind of guy you find in the hood selling cocaine covered chicken wings. The type of guy who can get you into anywhere.

He has a big dick, and is really into people named dilly 👀. He's really athletic, smart, cute, and funny. He's the best type of friend you'll ever get. He's loyal.

A guy who would do anything for you, he can do anything.

Person: Jesus, Carson is so cute and funny. I wish wish had someone like him.

by Rando user June 4, 2021