Monkey in the Bird Cage

A figure of speech used for when someone misplaces something. (Ex. car keys, wallet, phone etc.)

Joe: I lost my car keys, I had them sitting on the table.
Mike: Well, it looks like you done put the monkey in the bird cage.

by Sil3nt_St0rm October 5, 2019

Pigs are for cages, Hogs are for slaughter.

A retaliatory phrase used to express deep disappointment and vengeful anger. Only to be used in the most dire of situations.

"Don't worry about going by the store on your way back, I already got what I needed."
"I'm already there."
"Oh, sorry."
"Pigs are for cages, Hogs are for slaughter..."

by Hastur of Carcosa February 18, 2020

Carrot through the cage

It’s either when you’ve chucked your misso in the dog box or you want to get intimate through lockdown, either way your chucking your carrot through a hole!

Fuck me johnny Boi! The misso is fucking me off again so I’ve chucked her in that ol racoon cage I’ve got down stairs but she won’t stop shouting, so I’ll guess I’ll chuck my carrot through the cage just to shut her gob!

by The Hung Guru August 19, 2020

Shake the camera

The act of masturbation.

Originates from having FaceTime sex and the camera shaking with the motion.

“Me and X shook the camera last night”
“When did you last shake the camera?”

by MCEGWM November 22, 2020

turn your camera on

when your teacher tells you to put your camera on, even tho your still there.

Teacher: Well, let’s start the lesso- oh. Dylan may you turn your camera on?
Dylan: Bruh- but I’m here
Teacher: it’s just in case if you walked away. I do not wanna call your parents.
Dylan: I’m leaving. *Leaves meet*
Teacher: Oh, well... I’m calling parents..

by iiixxxxllyyyy March 10, 2021

Dragging The Caber

When an exceptionally well-endowed man wears a kilt in the traditional style and ends up dragging the tip of his member through the dirt.

Abe took me to the Highland Games where we both wore traditional Scottish dress. It wasn't until I looked back and saw the trench between his footprints that I realized Abe had been dragging the caber for the last half mile.

by MaryTodd1818 April 25, 2021

Rattle The Cage

1. When someone tries to fuck with Nicolas Cage.

2. To binge watch multiple Nicolas Cage Movies in a day (minimum 4)

1. "Oh shit that guy better put his gun down or he's going to Rattle The Cage."

2. "Yo Netflix just put up like 10 Nic Cage flicks. You down to Rattle The Cage?"

by Jerome T. Hound May 7, 2022