spicy-cactus

Spicy cactus is the name of an youtuber/ twitch streamer he hasn't made any video's yet but he will make them in a few years. something amazing about him is the voice he has a nice voice what makes it fun to listen to him.

he got inspired to make his video's by the best minecrafter that there is ixnoah so you should read that to.
do you watch spicy-cactus his video's?
by SPICYVAVTUSPORNO November 28, 2022
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ur mom a cactus

The worst insult ever known to mankind. It means that someone is not only a prick, they're the whole cactus. This extremely offensive word was believed to have originated in the Medieval ages or before that. It is the worst insult ever. 'ur mom a cactus' is even worse than 'ur mom gay', 'ur papa a nazi', 'ur gran gran a trans man', 'ur dad a lesbian', 'ur cousin a muffin' and the N word. It is not a bad as 'ur mom trans' and 'ur papi nazi'. This word is also worse than 'Karen'.
Karen: Why did you block me? Ur mom gay.

Donna: Ur mom a cactus.

Karen: That hurts.

Donna: Just avoid ur mom and you'll be fine.

Karen: I'm gay.

Donna: Yes.
by Pigeon girl June 22, 2020
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mad cactus

Damn, I went home with him last night, but his dick had so much hair...it was a mad cactus!
by poopyheadmeanyface November 03, 2011
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cactus clit

Noun; When a girl is turned off by a guy or his actions. The equivalent to "Turtle Dick".
So i was talking Ivonne and told her i was attracted to working OT and she replied "that is such a turn off, i just got cactus clit!"
by Self1sh August 28, 2017
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Arizona Cactus Pile

Being covered in sunburned, leathery, sweaty pricks.
My dad was at an Arizona Cactus Pile last night, and he swore your mom was at the bottom.
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cheese cactus

That cheese cactus off that dealer way shy
by Cheese cactus January 10, 2016
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cactus cuddling

When you're cuddling with your girlfriend (partner) and they haven't shaved their legs in a few days and it's like cuddling with a cactus
GF: Babe, come cuddle!
BF: Not today, I'm not into cactus cuddling!
by Prickly-Pear November 29, 2021
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