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Diamond-studded cactus

An item that is painful to start with, became even more painful.
Normally thrown into a sentence as a threat.
Guy: Hey babe, how about you and I--
Girl: Touch me or even finish that sentence and I will fuck you with a Diamond-studded cactus.
by Firebirdchick March 5, 2015
mugGet the Diamond-studded cactusmug.

Cactus

Australian Slang most commonly used by chromosome and Luis
That shit’s not cactus
by notchromosome September 23, 2025
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Cactus

An insult.

A cactus is a person who tends to be an annoyance to anyone they meet.

It means someone who is always full of pricks
Ryan, why do you always have to be such a Fucking cactus
by You are a glass of milk December 20, 2019
mugGet the Cactusmug.

Cactus Dick

When a fuckboy has a really good dick game but you know he isn’t good for you.
I can’t resist Brian’s cactus dick.
by EMarchetta13 January 26, 2018
mugGet the Cactus Dickmug.

Lewis Cactus

twitter sensation and niall moran’s worst nightmare
who is bendy’s father again?”

“his name is Lewis Cactus
by lewis3i May 28, 2020
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Screaming Cactus

Someone who is adamant about giving their opinions and honesty. At the same time they refuse to take criticism and default to a defensive mentality when they’re challenged or given advice. Walking hypocrisy.
Example 1:
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now

Example 2:

Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus
by SpeakEENG May 3, 2021
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Cactus Picker

Ethnic slur for an Arab. Similar to calling a black person a "Cotton Picker"
by Massa'sWife October 19, 2020
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