When a man runs full-force with an erect penis into their partner's face. This act is highly dangerous and often fatal, as it requires great cunning and penile precision.
Jake: Hey, did you hear what happened to Alex? Tried to give his girlfriend Miranda a Missouri Head Butt last night. Wound up in the hospital. He might not make it.
Bobby: Oh my God! Why didn't he just listen to us and give her a Steaming Hot Pan instead?!
Bobby: Oh my God! Why didn't he just listen to us and give her a Steaming Hot Pan instead?!
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"Well that sounds like a Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal, my good sir!"
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Get the glass of butt mug.The "European Bubble Butt" was created in Miami, Fl by local rapper X2TP (X2 Tha P) And is a sex move/position in which liquids such as (Soft Drinks, Energy Drinks, Alcohol etc. is poured into a woman's rectum by there partner. The partner will then proceed by inserting a McDonald's straw into the woman's rectum and then blowing on the other end of the straw causing the liquids in the woman's rectum to bubble, it was inspired from when X2TP (X2 Tha P) was younger having meal's in restaurants, where he would put different drinks in a cup and mixed them together by blowing with a straw. BUT WAIT! there's more, Part 2 of the position begins soon after the bubbles have settled, The woman will sit in a squatting position over 2 shot glasses, She will begin pushing the liquid out from her rectum and into the shot glasses, anymore liquid that has missed or hasn't been used MUST be disposed of "properly". The Final part of the move/position is to cut the McDonald's Straw in half, Placed into the 2 Shot Glasses and elegantly sipped on by the couple. Once Finished they MUST say "God Save Tha Queen", The Sex move/position has been completed.
Rules:
1. Must Be A McDonalds Straw
2. Must Be With Someone From Europe or If Not Possible Must Be Performed In Europe
3. Have Fun!
Rules:
1. Must Be A McDonalds Straw
2. Must Be With Someone From Europe or If Not Possible Must Be Performed In Europe
3. Have Fun!
Person 1: Hey Honey! I Know we've been going through a ruff patch recently BUT i think i know have to change that.
Person 2: Really How?
Person 1: Well it's called the "European Bubble Butt" Its where i will pour liquid into your asshole then*
Person 2: (Interrupt's) What the actual fuck is wrong with you!!!!
Person 1: Well i just thought*
Person 2: (Interrupt's) Well you thought wrong!! How dare you talk to me about this inside a movie theatre people might hear you
Person 3: Actually we can hear you but continue, tell us more about this "European Bubble Butt (By X2 Tha P)"
Person 2: Really How?
Person 1: Well it's called the "European Bubble Butt" Its where i will pour liquid into your asshole then*
Person 2: (Interrupt's) What the actual fuck is wrong with you!!!!
Person 1: Well i just thought*
Person 2: (Interrupt's) Well you thought wrong!! How dare you talk to me about this inside a movie theatre people might hear you
Person 3: Actually we can hear you but continue, tell us more about this "European Bubble Butt (By X2 Tha P)"
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