He looks like an arrangement of ugly things; purple minion, Rumpelstiltskin, baby grinch, and un ratooooon. He's mommy's favorite. He's so far up her ass that he was born with some shit on his ears. He has beef with the tooth fairy so she took all his teeth. He's bilingual thanks to his brothers, he speaks English and fatass. His hobby is eating while watching spy ninjas on mommy's phone.
Bryan is so annoying.
by ChiquieMami February 04, 2022
by John picklemen August 16, 2015
by love.b.a.t May 18, 2023
My man. My man. Will always be mine. He's the most amazing person I've met. The funniest and best person to talk to. I love bryan torres, he's my man.
by love.b.a.t May 19, 2023
The act of getting pegged in the ass by a transgender woman then squirting all over the floor and then proceeding to shove a stick in your partners ass and then walk them like a dog while they like the semen clean.
by Soggytoe743 March 03, 2024
he is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. he is always there for me and i can tell him anything. hes the center of my world. i really dont know where i would be without him. he makes me smile all the time, even if i have had a bad day. hes my future husband and i plan to spend the rest of my life with him. he has the best laugh ever n i love it. i love him with all my heart and that will never change (: i love you bryan daniel ♥
i love you bryan lauck
by future mrs. lauck (: ♥ May 16, 2011
by Bryan Gallardo January 24, 2018