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Brunch

It means irritated buthole. It comes from crunch, but the C is changed to a B from buthole. French people like to lick irritated butholes so they called their lunch 'brunch'.
"I went to the toilet and now I have a brunch!!" or "Some Frenchman licked my brunch and it was great!"
by PoolseSchilder November 6, 2011
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brunchie

To go "brunching" or "brunchie" is another way to say your getting high or that your about to smoke a fat blunt. Just another word to hide the fact that your smoking. You could ask someone to go to brunch tomorrow and your mom wouldn't know what you're talking about.
Mariam and Annie went brunching this weekend!

Want to brunch?

Lets brunchie!

Do you want to go to brunch(ie) tomorrow?
by A-town playa October 28, 2006
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BROnoSAUR

A BRO that has enter the later part of life but has not yet reach a beer pong championship and still chases the dream
That BROnoSAUR is dating a 18 year old that's just sad
by Anon Frazier January 24, 2011
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brunch boy

The guy you sleep with between relationships. A female empowered term which refers to a fun guy to drink mimosas and have sex with who isn’t a jerk about it and isn’t gonna mess up your dinner plans.
"How is Michael?"
"I dumped him after I found out he was cheating!"
"Oh no! So are you dating anyone new?"
"Of course not! But I found a great brunch boy to get me back in the game"
by That Boswell Guy April 20, 2017
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Seaside Brunch Buffet

A sex move in which someone dumps a tray of watery scrambled eggs onto a nude woman's lap and then eats the breakfast off her tuna fish laden cunt.
Jimmy was late for work and had eaten but was so horny he dumped his breakfast in Judy's lap and had a Seaside brunch buffet. Good old Jimmy killed two birds with one stone.
by Pork Feinstein August 14, 2009
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davo brulotte

awesome person and even a better surfer. While in his presences the blind have been known to see again and the deaf hear. Many have brought bottles of wine to his parties and left with water.
hey let's go to the beach with that bottle of wine. The music is so loud I can't hear and with all that smoke I can't see. Wow getting out to the fresh air at the beach I can see you and hear you davo brulotte.
by man who can cure what ails you February 6, 2010
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bronophobic

Anyone that is prejudices against fans of My little Pony Friendship is magic or bronies for short.
I will love and tolerate a bronophobe like you're self. Because bronophobic people like you just need a friend.
by MandoXapplebloom September 27, 2013
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