Bruce

Having a wank and a shit at the same time.
Sorry I was late to the track, I was having a Bruce.
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Bruce ( brucing) is the act of using two fingers to pull to one side the underwear covering the perineum of an intoxicated lady & engage in coitus in a standing position. Usually performed in dimly lit areas of a public yet private space to the rear of a licensed premises.
Finish yer drink luv & I'll take you for a 'bruce' round the back.

I gave her a good 'brucing' then went back in the pub,
by brewyboy November 01, 2023
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Noun: a person who effortlessly outdoes everyone. He/she never tries but always succeeds at the highest levels. No one can explain where Bruce's all-around competency and effectiveness come from, and Bruce would find a way to expertly dodge the question and make you feel trite if you brought it up. Don't bother trying to get tips or mentorship; you would already know if you were a Bruce.

Verb: to be a Bruce--in general or in a situation-specific way. To effortlessly triumph.
Noun: "I wish I could be more of a Bruce, but usually I'm overextending to get shitty results."

Verb: "I Bruced that diorama, that test, that final, that LSAT, MCAT, SAT, CFP, CFA, that presentation, that sales target, on those athletic fields, etc.. People say I'm more of a Chad than Chad. I spend my time 'pulling my pud' and all my goals just happen. I'm probably a Bruce."
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Wow Bruce is a good man
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just a sweet and pure cocksucker, who loves to rim a oozing dick.
did you see that guy bruce take all of that dick?
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A friendly general nickname, can be used for strangers or best friends. Bruce is used in the same context as bro, mate, pal etc. Best used in very short interactions.
Can you pass me my drink Bruce?
by ClipperBirmingham August 03, 2019
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Is a handsome boy. He is always there for you. With those blue eyes and blond hair. He is hard not to fall for. He can make you smile even when you are having a bad day. He is a good guy to date.
Damn that bruce has a lot of girls crushing on him.
by Passover November 29, 2021
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