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by Anonymous August 11, 2003
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Soppy Bollocks

1. a poof, a fag, someone who fails 2 stand up 4 themselves
2.Mark "dougie" Jones
3.One with droopy moist testicles
1)oi soppy bollocks, make ur mind up.
2)Mark jones has soppy bollocks
3)Jesus dude ur scrote is dripping, u must have a severe case of soppy bollocks
by Boogie Pimp September 28, 2004
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Brollen

New word recently being used for white people. Similar to cracker or nigga.
White Boy A: Hey what's up my brollen?
White Boy B: Nothing much, this black kid just called me a brollen. Let's get him.
White Boy A: Damn right, my brollen.
by White people November 28, 2007
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bollock dolphin

1. An exclamation of irritation on the realization that the shops are shut after 5pm on a sunday
2. A dolphin with one testicle.
3. A man (or woman) blessed/curse with genetalia resembling an aquatic mammal, e.g dolphin
4. generic impulsive insult
when standing outside Sainsburys at 5:01pm (Sunday)"oh bollock dolphin, one finds that Sainsburys is closed"

or

*general dolphin noises* - "shit! where did the other one go!....oh no im in a tin (although reasonably priced)...mmmmmm"
by Eli (and James) May 31, 2006
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Bollock Saw

Having somebody (usually a swamp ninja) janking off your testes whilst being asleep and waking up in a bed of your own sperm and excrement.
Hey that swamp ninja just gave him a bollock saw!
by David Royse October 20, 2006
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Brolly Trolly

When someone goes to the gym a lot and starts juicin it up, they have officially gotten aboard the "brolly trolly".
person 1: "dude did you see Joe today?'
person 2: "yeah, he's on the brolly trolly!"
by HEART64554 July 6, 2010
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Dog's bollocks

This has been defined elsewhere, correctly, as British slang for "the best".

The interesting thing about its possible origin is that the word cynosure, meaning "something brilliant that attracts attention" derives from two Greek words, Kynos (meaning "dog's" or "of the dog") + oura (meaning "tail"). This meaning of "the dog's tail" was used at one time to refer to the constellation Ursa Minor, which is bright and attracts attention.

So: did some classically-versed wag originate the phrase?
"My new video card is the dog's bollocks"
by Mickjo September 24, 2012
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