Shit Basket

1. The opposite of a gift basket. A basket of crappy gifts that nobody wants.

2. In fantasy football, it refers to a quality for quantity trade. One player offers multiple crappy players for a quality one.

1. I put 50 dollar into that raffle and ended up winning a shit basket.

2. Listen to this shit basket that JD offered me! He offered Hassleback, Avant, and Spiller for Chris Johnson. I'd never accept that shit!

by CowboyDebop December 10, 2010

Basket Maker

A person who weaves in and out of traffic at high speeds on the highway during rush hour traffic, as if they were weaving a basket.

That bitch thinks just because she drives a Bmw she can be a Basket Maker!

by Crancan March 25, 2009

Basket Hunting

When at the grocery store looking for single girls who most likely carry baskets while in the store.

Hey Tim, What you doing?

Tim: Hey man just going to go basket hunting at the grocery store! Wanna join?

by HOW ARE YA May 25, 2009

turkey basket

the act of putting your cock and balls between your legs and bending over to show someone. you then shake up and down or side to side to show the world your balls, dick and asshole. popularly performed out of a window of a moving car.

man i showed alex's mom my turkey basket last night and she was so impressed by it that she blew me...then i abe lincoln'd that ho.

by barrak obama November 14, 2007

Pube Basket

Hand woven from one's grown out pubic hairs or from hair donated to 'Curls of Care'. They are hand woven for home decor and can be gifted as a fruit basket. Typically, fruit filled pube baskets are given on one's wedding day as an insult. On the rare occasion, one may receive a fruit filled pube basket the day of their funeral.

I'm going to give you a hand woven pube basket, on yo' wedding day.

by www.PubesOftheWorld.com March 18, 2009

Slut basket

A douche that is usually seen with too many women at a time.
One who carries many luts on their arm.
One who dates too many women at a time.

- Can alao be used as a compliment for being highly attractive.

Person 1: Dude, Jimmy is a fucking slut basket.
Person 2: But did you see the girls? They were hot, man.
Person 3: Pimp slut basket. 'Nuff said.

by YesImA_WOMAN_YOU_ASSHOLES October 26, 2010

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by Godly superior epic gaymer May 2, 2019