Brandon is a very kind and loving guy he has lots of friends and is really tall and athletic He will do anything to keep his girl happy but once you get to know him you will realize that he is kinda of a dick and pretty fake
Brandon:hi my name is Brandon
You:oh hey there you seem pretty cool and attractive
You (after getting to know him):your kinda a bitch sorry :/
You:oh hey there you seem pretty cool and attractive
You (after getting to know him):your kinda a bitch sorry :/
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by Connor Perkins February 16, 2021
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by chcekn eater February 15, 2018
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Brandon is thicc
by Kiwimythologiesmyeloid November 7, 2019
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"I was in Starbucks talking about the pointlessness of vaccine mandates for 'omicron' and some #Brandon started shrieking that he was going to call the cops. Jesus, can you believe these people?"
by ProfitGeoff December 25, 2021
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by Mollie Surely November 12, 2019
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Girl 1-" I just started talking to Brandon"
Girl 2-" stop now before it's too late, he will just try to fuck u and then never talk to u again"
Girl 2-" stop now before it's too late, he will just try to fuck u and then never talk to u again"
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