When someone’s "project" at the bouldering gym isn’t a V5—it’s a taken man. The art of aggressively flashing problems near married dudes just to strike up a convo, "accidentally" brushing hands in the chalk bucket, and laughing way too hard at his midlife-crisis jokes.
"Bro, Maya’s not even trying to send—she’s on her third ‘casual’ chat with that guy wearing a wedding tan line. Straight-up Husband Bouldering."
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Get the Big boulders mug.A term used in sexual related jokes which are designed in a manner to insult women. Done while fucking a chick in a rocky area. As the man is about to Skeet, he reaches over his shoulder and picks up a boulder behind him. He then slams the rock down onto the woman as he nuts, killing her in the process.
We were out at Lake Travis over spring break and I met this dirty whore. I got her wasted and was fucking her out on the cliff over the lake. She kept bitching about me taking so long so I gave her the "over-the-shoulder-boulder." Yeah, she shut the fuck up.
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