Paddle Boat

When someone works your sack like a punching bag, but with their feet, while you piss in their face (displaying the spurts of water that accompany paddle boating)

"Dude, you think the Dutch Rudder kicks ass?? Wait till some chick gives you the Paddle Boat... with cashmere socks on."

Paddle Boat by shewes February 3, 2009

Glass Bottomed Boat 

This is for poop freaks that might not want to go all the way. Person A (the shitter) and person B (the target a.k.a the person "shat" upon) Person B lays under a glass top coffee table while looking up. Person A takes a dump over the persons face, or other appropriate area of choice. Thus simulating being "pooped on" without all the mess. (I belive the smell could still be an issue)
origin: unknown, though based on glass bottom boats used to watch fish .

"After we scored few lines of coke off my glass topped coffee table, I climbed under it and had my "lover" straddle on top, with her cheeks spread. Her ass opened like the mouth of a lamprey and deposited a big healthy turd over my face. I licked the glass as if I were a fish under a "glass bottomed boat"

Glass Bottomed Boat by Morbog September 27, 2004

milk boat

When you're fucking a thot missionary style at an angle and nut on her face so it appears she is drowning.

Chad #1: Haha bro I accidentally gave Stacy a milk boat last nice, it was fucking awesome.
Chad #2: Bro... that's deep.

Stacy #1: Omg he gave me a milk boat last night! It was embarrassing, but I'd do it again.
Stacy #2: Gettum girl!

milk boat by Urmomisnotskorm March 26, 2019

Texas gravy boat

When you blow a huge chunky load into a gaping queef pot and then spoon feed it to the owner of said queef pot

That bitch is a freak. She loves the Texas Gravy Boat

Texas gravy boat by Bottleboy 12 February 4, 2017

on a boat 

Title of a great song. (Lonley Island and T-Pain. If someone says this they are either listening to the song; is on a boat;or"im so good you cant touch me" or "im on roll" kinda thing.

(Someone is on fire in a basketball game) "DUDE,YOUR ON A BOAT!"

on a boat by NikkiStatic February 26, 2009

roader boat 

Similar to road head, when someone performs a motorboat to a girl while in the car.

"I gave my boyfriend road head the other day."

"Yeah? Well my boyfriend took my top off and roader boated me."

roader boat by Spring Break 08 March 10, 2008

Frito Boat 

When you take a bag of frito's and cut it open long ways. Add chilli on top with shredded cheese. Eat with fork right out of the bag.

Jake looked at me and said "that chilli would make a good Frito boat".

Frito Boat by K-Feds Harry Sack December 13, 2010