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Dirty cutting board 

Putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.
Going to have give Joe a dirty cutting board after he nicked my pasta.

Dirty cutting board 

The act of putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.
I’m going to have to give Joe a dirty cutting board after he kicked my pasta.

Slovenian diving board

The act of pouring moldy milk on someone’s chest so it trickles down and the chunks drip of the penis.
Connor:“I gave paul a Slovenian diving board!”
Fred:”yo no way me too!”

cuh dey board 

funny thing tiktoker Montaine said while rapping
Montaine: and i know the hate comments only happen cuh dey board
cuh dey board by funnyguy1021 July 27, 2024

Tennessee charcuterie board 

When you have been working in the hot Tennessee heat and haven't showered for 3 or more days, then a girl goes down on you. Have her scrape her teeth/braces across the skin of your penis while running her fingers in the crease between your leg and balls. The resulting mix of sweaty nut cheese and flaked cock skin is used to flavor her BJ for you.
"I worked all week in the field and Sarah was so horny when I came home, I didn't even have time to shower and gave her a Tennessee charcuterie board."

Tennessee charcuterie board 

When you have been working in the Tennessee sun for 3 or more days without a shower. Have a girl give you a BJ and scrape her teeth/braces across your penis while running her fingers along the crease between your leg and balls collecting the mix of dry dick skin and the putrid nut cheese and using it to flavor her BJ for you. A "plus" if the resulting teeth scraping results in blood being drawn to heighten the meat and cheese flavor.
"After working in the field all week, Sarah was so horny when I got home, I didn't even have time to shower and I gave her a Tennessee charcuterie board."