When you get on a bus, not expecting to see anyone you know and then becoming temporarily face-blind whilst looking for a seat, resulting in you missing them completely.
Guy 1: Ash just got on and didn't see us back here. Why is she sitting by herself?
Guy 2: I know. I swear she looked right at us, she just got total bus blindness.
Guy 2: I know. I swear she looked right at us, she just got total bus blindness.
by generic brown-haired male April 09, 2009
1.)A state of enlightenment which can only be obtained from after the loss of ones sanity.
2.)The world's best website ( Don't forget to 'Ask Ishbar' )
www.blindonion.net
2.)The world's best website ( Don't forget to 'Ask Ishbar' )
www.blindonion.net
by Blind Onion May 04, 2005
Person 1: Honestly, I prefer Mario 64 to Mario Odyssey. Just my opinion.
Person 2: N-NO! YOU'RE NOSTALGIA BLIND!!!
Person 2: N-NO! YOU'RE NOSTALGIA BLIND!!!
by Retshurb Bruhster May 10, 2023
a goat that that does not have the luxury of vision. if a farmer was to have a choice between two of them it would be a really tough decision.
1. it is difficult to choose between two blind goats.
2. you: hey whats that blinded billy goats name?
farmer: that's arnot.
2. you: hey whats that blinded billy goats name?
farmer: that's arnot.
by porpoise September 26, 2005
"She was blind, but she could kinda see shapes. She kinda had to feel her way."
"Well, I guess that's what you call a blind job."
"Well, I guess that's what you call a blind job."
by AWS February 14, 2006
While having sex with a heavy set women(fat ass) you think you are vigorously pounding her vagina. She then informs you that your penis has not penetrated her yet. You then realize that all you have been doing is fucking her FUPA (Fat upper pussy area).
by Ledroe December 21, 2008
The strings of ejaculate formed between top and bottom eyelashes upon opening of the eyes after a facial.
by maxeamus March 09, 2003