Blasticate

To smash, blow up, or otherwise destroy somthing beyond all recognition.

My printer crapped out on me today so I took it into the garage, grabbed a pipe, and blasticated it.

by themutantlizard September 30, 2013

Blasting Buddy

A partnership between two people where the two of them shit as loud as they can next to eachother in a public bathroom. The partnership lasts a lifetime and one can only have one vowed buddy

Me and my blasting buddy Mikey caused a real ruckus in the Walmart bathroom, the other customers thought we were giving birth.

by Rickzilla June 10, 2015

Blast The Bowl

To have a violent / explosive toilet experience.

Kevin: “Hey Dan, How are ya?”
Dan: “Excellent! Just ate 3 fish tacos and I’m ready to Blast The Bowl!”
Kevin: “You’re fucked man.”

by Kindgenius August 30, 2020

blasting out of both ends

A slang term used to describe projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea at the same time.

Side effects may include: Blasting out of both ends.

by whats a pseudonym seriously October 31, 2021

Blaster_5670

Blaster_5670 is an online handle currently used by (insert steam community link here)
he and invigilble are nuts for planes anything aviation related, he will also shoot you in the face . a part of the night shift squad
(asuka lover)

Y YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Y YYYY Y YY Y Y Y Y Y Y YY Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y (translation BING BING BING BING BING BING)

you know the thing the thing

-Blaster_5670

by DeadEyeRaptor April 21, 2022

Musket blast

Best described as the unmistakable first blast of a large bowel movement that reverberates through the thin bathroom walls of a cheap motel. This foul deed is often accompanied by giggles and/or disapproving comments depending upon the age and gender of the audience.

While deep in the middle of an Adult Swim marathon, the three young gentlemen watching the show were both humored and amazed by the incredible musket blast that came from the adjoining bathroom and literally shook their sleeping quarters to the core.

by Evan "Bonzof" June 19, 2008

res blast

the act of hitting a dry bowl(no weed in it) in order to heat and cherry the pot resin to get high. often done the week after a working pot head quits his or her job.

Rusty: shit man i have no pot.

Dale me either lets just res blast these pipes.

by azsjkhbnmgtr February 8, 2010