Bird Droppings

The female act of depositing the males semen on to the male, preferably on chest or lower torso, after sexual intercourse.

Cody: Did you hear what Sarah did to Brandon last night?
Keeley: No?!
Cody: She totally gave him bird droppings!
Keeley: Eurgh, that's gross dude!
Cody: Yeah, but sensual...

by Stergus November 17, 2012

keekee bird

Semi-mythical bird often found in the far north of Alaska and Canada. It is often found when temperatures dip below -20 degrees below 0, and while it is never seen it is easily recognized by its call:

"Kee-Keee-Keee-RIST ITS COLD OUT HERE!"

It can sometimes be found much further south than its normal range, migrating the during winter months.

Overheard in Alaska:

"Hey, PVT. Jones, we need a new box of grid squares; go see the supply SGT."

"You got it, Sarge." Opens Door. "KEEE-KEEE-KEEE-RIST ITS COLD OUT HERE!"

Sarge: "Looks like you just found the KeeKee Bird!"

by John Dunkelburg August 20, 2013

Opila Bird

A stupid ahh bird from the Garten of Banban. It is straight up too goofy for a stupid and cringy horror game. It is truly Da Biggest Bird, so bird up.

Opila Bird Says: "Laughter is the best medicine, so make sure you SMILE!

by Jack the Weirdo Thing January 27, 2023

Hawiian bird

Act of flipping someone off (the bird) using your ring finger rather than the middle.

Kilikopela used the Hawiian bird on the school playground much like his ancestors used upon Captain Cooks arrival.

by Chris Venus November 11, 2006

Bird up

The worst show on Television.

It's Bird Up!!!

The worst show on television!!!

! ! ! ! ! (cuck-uck!!)

by pp87 July 15, 2017

bird walking

When a conversation flows from one topic to another easily.

We are bird walking on our date.

by Cleo2000 February 18, 2012

Bird Bones

a condition in which a person cannot take a ribbing from a close friend. the person receiving the playful picking commences to whine and cry like a little baby bird until everyones in a bad mood.

we were gonna tease braden about getting fired but he's got brittle bird bones.

by titty babby. cry baby, eddie m November 18, 2011