Bertie Beetle

to squash a juicy bug in your wanking hand and using it as lubricant

i was lonely at work and a Christmas Beetle flew past so I gave myself a Bertie Beetle!

by Blanchy November 10, 2007

beating my face

A makeup term, used to say the tiring, repetitive and sometimes painful action of blending foundation or powder products with a beauty blender. Some women and men take this blending process very aggressively and have been known to cause bruises and damage to their face.

Girl: I’m ready for a night out, I just got done beating my face and now I’m ready to go.

by Sin lettuce December 3, 2017

butt beating

New Dance

It`s the new dance that`s sweeping the nation. A girl scissor-locks a guy and pounds her bum into his face.
butt beating

by buttbeater February 5, 2010

Gut beating whore

A phrase that describes a very rigid riding form of transportation

I hate driving this truck, it sure is a gut beating whore!

by Buggyman8 October 18, 2011

beating around the bush

"beating" see masturbating; "bush" see vagina

stop beating around the bush; let's slap skins

by save November 18, 2002

Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate while eating out old women-also known as playing Counter Strike.

Man, go read grandma a bed time story.

by DIE May 28, 2003

beating off

when a girl puts a trashcan between her legs and rubs on it

She's beating off and laughing about it!!

by Anonymous October 29, 2003