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wear the beard

To perform oral sex on a woman; eat hairy pie
by cracky March 1, 2003
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back beard

when hair runs from the lower back down the crack of your ass
is that guy rideing a horse or is that just his back beard.
by KY Kid June 25, 2006
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Anal beard

An anal beard is a strand or stands of hair that will come out of a persons anus.
A large beard that comes out of your anus which is called an anal beard
by Carl Crowther October 1, 2009
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grow a beard

to show solidarity; to support a movement, protest or strike.
David Letterman and Conan O’Brien decided to grow a beard in solidarity of the writer's strike.

"You didn't support Paris during her jail stint, you failed to Grow a Beard."
by Cranalan January 13, 2008
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Jew Beard

When you cut off your pubic hair and apply it to someones face.
"whoa dude, jon lee passed out, lets give him a Jew Beard"
by dennis schaeffer May 12, 2010
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Bearded Dragon

1. The most amazing pet in the world!

2. very independent yet more loyal than a fish :)

3. is very territorial and will kill/eat other bearded dragons if given the chance(mine did)

4.(personal)my pet bearded dragon recently passed away after an estimated 15 years... RIP Izzy!
1. I recommend everyone to get a Bearded Dragon as a pet.

2. guy- Dude this bearded dragon is way cooler than bubbles your dumb fish!
dude-i know huh!

3. dude- my bearded dragon ate his sister!
guy-the definition told u it was territioial dumb ass!

4. RIP Izzy I will never forget you!
by adorkable27 December 26, 2011
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Bearded Lady

pubic hair applied from a mans genitle area onto the womans face.
You jizz on the girls face and then shave your pubes and apply pubic hairs to her face. Hence bearded lady
by Erik Largo Hansen March 4, 2011
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