Safe Drunk Driving

When you do something incredibly dangerous in a way that is slightly less dangerous than an alternative

You could wear a seatbelt and a helmet while drunk driving to do safe drunk driving, but it is still very dangerous.

by Eushshtb July 30, 2023

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totally safe yellow maze

If you're not careful and noclip out of reality in the wrong areas, you'll end up in the Backrooms, where it's nothing but the stink of old moist carpet, the madness of mono-yellow, the endless background noise of fluorescent lights at maximum hum-buzz, and approximately six hundred million square miles of randomly segmented empty rooms to be trapped in. God save you if you hear something wandering around nearby, because it sure as hell has heard you.

person A: why am i in a yellow maze
person B: uh idk but i think its a totally safe yellow maze
person C: bros in the backrooms
person A: wait what

by a guy that has no life August 3, 2023

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Safe Boy

A pussy. A robinet who is always afraid of opening up their square mind. Someone referred to as a Safe Boy usually doesn't participate in group activities, especially ones involving any level of malice. Parties are especially a no-go for these safe boys.

Have you met Sean? Yeah I heard he's a Safe Boy.
No, don't invite Isaiah, he's a Safe Boy, he'll snitch.

by MichealMichealButterLover April 9, 2024

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Safe Horny

1) Describing the acceptable range of which an individual (typically a man) can express sexual interests and desire.

2) (Pejorative) A person whose sexual interests are within an acceptable norm and whose behavior is considered strange or unreasonable.

1) In modern discourse, characters like Lady Dimetrescu or Zarya are the Safe Horny option for attractive women.
2) Your obsession with Muscular Women is so Safe Horny, it hurts me.

by Phoenixhydra April 15, 2024

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