Double Barrel Snot Rocket

The act of performing a snot rocket, but with a friend, usually of the opposite sex. The friend and the shooter connect open mouths, and the friend huffs and puffs a mighty breath through the nasal passages of the shooter, sending snot rockets out both the shooter's nostrils. The friend usually takes the full blast, so it's only recommended for those who have a mucus fetish.

"Did you see Tom and Jillian do the Double Barrel Snot Rocket?" "Yeah d00d! She totally got blasted in the eye!"

by sean d July 21, 2008

barreled

verb, past tense: hooked up with an overweight female.

fool took six shots of sved and got straight barreled.

by dirty c 40 July 4, 2006

Cracker Barrel

A restaurant in the South, which got its name from old school Cowboys. Where the term cracker came from

Theres to many cracka's at Cracker Barrel. Lets get some viddles somewhere else

by alphahooker November 22, 2004

cracker barrel

draping one's scrotum over another's face, eyes or mouth, usually while the victim is asleep

Thatcher is asleep; somebody needs to give him a cracker barrel.

by tbone82 July 27, 2011

Barrel Law

In southern United States Communities; a barrel is fixed in a position downtown, usually on a downtown square for the purposes of determining age of consent. A gentleman will place the young lady in question inside the barrel, should she be able to see over the top of that barrel, she is deemed to be legal for sexual relations. Thought to have originated in Estonia, known for their own "keg laws". Brought to the United by Andrus Hallur in the mid 1700's. First used in the US in Savannah Georgia where Hallur ran a fudgery and bait shop.

Willie was very excited to meet Wanda, a young deaf mute girl. Before he defiled her in the back of his buggy, he had to take her down to the barrel to see if she passed the local Barrel Law. Thankfully, after getting up on her toes, she was able to see over the top. Willie was then legally able to make her a woman.

by brandonray March 13, 2009

trash barrel slut

Similar to a traditional slut, this particular tramp can be found, face down, inside the bottom of a dumpster practicing her craft on the largest discarded banana she can find. Owing to distinctly squalid living conditions, many trash barrel sluts are toothless, and instead religiously practice the "gumming" technique, which along with very low prices, makes them a popular choice for young gentlemen. In recent years they have unionized and joined the Army in large quantities. Though a few (not toothless) become actual servicepeople, many have chosen to remain as mere hangers-on, earning the wayward buck here and there, possibly by "offering rides in a Hummer."

Nick's Mom is a trash barrel slut. I once got her out of the trash barrel long enough to give me a hummer on top of South garage.

by SupremeCognition May 8, 2008

Double Barrel Trombone

Chick's on her hands and knees, doggy position, ass in the air. Her partner gives her a rimjob while stimulating her vagina and clitoris with a dildo or vibrator, sliding it in and out like the slide on a trombone.

I gave my girlfriend the "Double Barrel Trombone" last night, made her howl with pleasure.

by painted_stick69 October 13, 2011