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Chase the barking spider

In conjunction with the term 'barking spider' when a fart is blamed on a insect most certainly not present.

Chase the barking spider is a term used for anal sex.
Whilst bending over your spouse you may ask if one may chase the barking spider, avoiding the use of embarrassing words like bottom, toosh or anal.
by MicAng August 12, 2012
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basing

The act of a man performing a sexual action to a woman.
- Yesterday, I based my girlfriend all night long.

- We based on the backseat of my car.

- I'm basing Julie all the time.

- She asked me to base her.
by Rasputin da basemachine August 3, 2004
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bading

(ba-ding) n. (English, faggot)
adj. Relating to persons or things that are gay.

Tagalog derogatory word. An effeminate homosexual. The etymology of this word is not known. While all gay guys are different, this word defines all aspects of homosexuality.
(NOTE: This does not apply to each and every Filipino gay guy!) The two most famous stereotypes are:

a.) Effeminate gay male who works&/or owns a beauty salon, usually a cross-dresser. Has to financially support a straight male (may also be a straight-acting gay male) to experience sexual gratification, or even (the illusion) of love. Breadwinner of the family. Has gotten used not to take faggot remarks seriously. Amazing wit and talent for hilarious one-liners. Not as scary as he looks, very kind-hearted.

b.) Effeminate educated middle-class snobbish fashionista gay male. Some are cross-dressers, and those who wear male clothes act/behave like women. He hates the whole world because the whole world hates him. His defense mechanism is to be rude to everyone first, for fear of being provoked. Eyebrow is constantly raised and nose is usually stuck up in the air. Loves hanging out at trendy bars/clubs. Unleash vengeance in the form of criticizing and humiliating everything/everyone they come in contact with, cackling and using exagerrated hand movements. Loves to gossip and fabricate rumors about someone. Especially amazing knack for sourgrapes; he will conclude and spread lies that a nicely-dressed male (who has done him no wrong), is gay. His kind epitomizes homophobia literally. Not prejudice, but the actual fear of gay guys.
"Si Juan ay isang bading!" (English: "Juan is a faggot!")
by peasantboy December 18, 2006
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balingus

You got beaten up by a six year old girl? That's balingus, man!
by Evil Timmy January 20, 2004
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Baking

Verb. Making out or kissing excessively underneath bedding or a blanket.

Bake(d) -past tense
I went on a date last night with John

Did y'all bake

Yup we went baking
by Licious everyone October 12, 2015
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barking spider

Dude, what was that noise?
Dunno ... could have been a barking wall spider
by big lund July 17, 2003
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baking cookies

The act of inserting ones nuts into a girls vigina, while the penis is left out.
I was baking cookies when this bitch pussy farted all over my nuts.
by farting machine man July 30, 2008
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