backyarder

Small minded individual:

That in an attempt to scale any operation merely multiplies their backyard size to their new size without any thought of differing methods.

Spews hate, due to ego, at anyone larger in operation than themselves.

Uses "master grower" to define their backyard 6 plant operation or closet tent grow.

Low level employee: "Why don't you do things my way, grow 20ft* tall plants in 400gal pots"

*actual plants ~10ft tall

Real Farmer: "Stop acting like such a backyarder"

by Terdz October 6, 2020

Backyardigan

Backyardin the Backyardigan the act of receiving anal in the back yard...again. (Must be said in a South Boston or New England accent)
By - Ze Keyser Soze

"You see that fly honey over there. I'm gonna go over there and backyard in her backyardigan. "(Must be said in a South Boston or New England accent - see the Heat dinner scene regarding Sandra Bullock's character being called a narc)

by anonymous November 6, 2020

backyardigansloverr.15

Right about everything

*in a fight*
I’m a backyardigansloverr.15

by Idk what to do here June 20, 2021

Backyardigans

Neighbors who live in your backyard who are always causing drama in you and other neighbors’ lives but you can’t get rid of them.

Here come the backyardigans…. They’re back in our yard again.

by Foodfornaught June 28, 2022

backyarder

noun; a person of questionable professional capability

"That guy is a real backyarder!"
"Don't you understand basic security, you backyarder!"
"The backyarder left any to any rules on this customer's firewall"

by Mikeybyte November 2, 2022

Backyardigan

A group of athletes who mimic each other movements, hairstyles, clothes, and personality while thinking they’re better than everyone else.

There go the backyardigans acting cool as usual.

by IykykQuis February 20, 2023

Backyardigan

A man who is romantically involved with men.

He don’t like girls, bro a backyardigan

by El Chapo Negro June 18, 2025