S.A.S 

Snotty Ass Slut : A person who brags about getting with a bunch of different people in a snotty way. Someone with a slutty attitude who's also very concieted about it.

lol, you're such a S.A.S.

S.A.S by bohemea May 22, 2011

weak as a shrimp

the feeling a person may get whilst attempting to leave their bed in an early morning, or in extreme cases a likely cause of not being able to escape from a coffin once its buried. also a reference to being lame or un-cool.

Ayla: "Dude you look like shit, and why were you so late into work today?"

Georgina: "I was out until 4am this morning, give me a break!"

Ayla: "Ughh, your weak as a shrimp"

weak as a shrimp by brix-silver June 5, 2011

GOOFY AS FUCK SYNDROME(GASF) 

when a person usually a millennial acts a certain type of way.
thinking they are really cool but usually have a gafs.

Unexplained syndrome doctors are still working on a cure

"GOOFY AS FUCK SYNDROME(GASF)"

GOOFY AS FUCK SYNDROME(GASF) by Mondu May 24, 2018

sharp as a sack of bricks 

denotes a real dumbass
most often said with a lot of sarcasm & condescension

George: "that building is really tall!"
Sally: "ahhh, u r about as sharp as a sack of bricks."

sharp as a sack of bricks by BrettAndrew May 31, 2006

S.A.S 

Sore Ass Syndrome. Soreness bought on by too much wipeing with sub-standard toilet paper after a dump. Soreness makes it difficult to walk and leaves a blood red deposit on your pants.

I can't walk fast, i've got terrible S.A.S.

S.A.S by Oldman51 May 9, 2009

S.A.S. 

Not to be confused with Britian's Special Air Service, S.A.S. refers to "sweaty ass syndrome", or ass-crack sweat.

Sweat from the lower back accumulates in the crack of one's ass (usually men) and forms wet stains on thier boxers, sometimes permanently if the sweat is mixed with fecal matter.

Usually treated with a "manpon", or wadded-up handful of toilet paper inserted into the asscrack.

"That construction worker's got S.A.S. so bad, the seat of his jeans look like he wet himself.

S.A.S. by J.Knox May 5, 2008

gay as a snake

a derogitory term, desribing a person or persons that are approx 33% mongoloid. It is often used to describe people who say 'rad as a snake'

those guys at work are gay as a snake

gay as a snake by snake.expert March 8, 2009