Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help

When your lady is on the rag and won’t give you a blowjob to compensate. So you you jerk off using your hand that fell asleep.

Last night , with Cindy, I had a Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help.

by Caesar The Baby June 9, 2018

A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer

1. An old theatre warmup that became such a notoriously difficult tongue-twister, that even Cards Against Humanity uses it as one of their cards.

2. A phrase to say whenever one of your friends is tongue-tied, to remind them just how bad at saying words in their own language they are.

Bailey cannot say A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer, let us all point and laugh!

by ALSAT January 6, 2021

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

by Rufymonkeyd February 7, 2020

and a half

An exclamation made by you after someone says something you find particularly true.

"This ice cream is cold."

"and a half!!!"

by Dakas August 31, 2003

box and a box

The word box refers to (1) a box of wine and (2) a girl (slang for vagina see box)

"I'm going to have fun with a box and a box."
In other words: I'm going to have fun with a 'box of wine' and a 'girl'.

"I'm having a box with a box."
In other words: I'm drinking a 'box of wine' with a 'girl'.

by Sandy Box February 19, 2009

twenty-two and a half

an undeterminted amount of time. example: "I will be back in twenty-two and a half..." That means you will be back but it could be in 22 minutes or 22 days... the answer is unlimited. finally we have a word that means this... for god sake use it!

"i will be back in twenty-two and a half"
"okay..."

by Wind talker of the aborigines April 1, 2005

I sold you an ounce of skunk, and you thought it was a four and a half.

Insult. Often described as the worst insult around, if someone uses it the reciever has been known to pass out with lyrical shock.
First heard used by the MC: Devilman against Skepta in lord of the mic 2.

person 1: your rhymes are swag. KMT
Person 2: o yeah?, well I sold you an ounce of skunk, and you thought it was a four and a half.

Person one passes out.

by MichaelKalugin9 April 4, 2010