Gator-AIDS

When magic Johnson shares his Gatorade bottle with you during the big game

Magic J: Hey buddo have some Gatorade to help that thirst
Player: Thanks man "Takes a sip"
Magic J: HA HA HA, You have been Bamboozled, Now have a daily dose of AIDS
Player:NO MY VIRGINTY
Morgan Freeman: And Michael had to live forever with Gator-AIDS

by Mr.werbenjagermanjensen jr November 17, 2017

gay aids

When you have gay sex and god fucks you up

"I had gay sex with my room mate and god said 'fuck you' and gave me gay aids so I stopped being gay

by Treebeaver March 2, 2018

Aids rodeo

A sporting event initiated while having unprotected doggie style sex. begin by grabbing your partner's hips and telling them you are HIV positive, then hang on as long as possible while they try to fling you off like a bull.

I lasted 9 seconds on my first aids rodeo.

by Topkek January 20, 2017

Bear AIDS

If you are infected with bear AIDS, from any commonplace bear, you will in fact turn into a Werebear, and your facial hair will grow extremely fast, once a month your will turn into a bear; when there is no moon, and you will have the opportunity to ravage the townsfolk with your furry muzzle.

Tom: "Wow, what did Ross do with that grizzly last night?"
DAVE: "I dunno, but I think he got bear AIDS"
Tom: "That's cool i guess."
DAVE: "No dude once a month he becomes temperamental and goes to town and kills folks."
Tom: "Oh well F*** that Sh!T!!!!

by r0ss1234 January 30, 2012

kool aid

anyone's main squeeze...boy/girl friend

i can't believe this kat is tryin to dip into my kool aid!

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

kool aid

Powdered, mixable drink. Often referred to as Kiddie Crack, Special K, or Cult Punch. Flavours are never referred to as actual foods, just the colours they are, probably due to the fact that it's just dyed sugar. Except when you mix it in water, it tastes like fucking WATER. They make you add 4 bags of damn sugar until it actually is just coloured sugar! Who the hell makes kool aid anyways?

Kid 1: Hey, you got any kool aid?
Kid 2: Hell yeah man, I've got blue, purple, and red.
Kid 1: Well damn, blue sounds good.
Kid 2: Chyea, gettin' hopped up on the K.

by Hextacy December 30, 2006

Kook-Aid

An elixir (either tangible or intangible) one drinks that exacerbates sometimes an already tainted belief system and emboldens the drinker to act upon said beliefs. Very similar to kool-aid, but the drinker of this drink is already a bit nutty, whereas kool-aid drinkers are sane, yet gullible.

The anti-abortion protesters all gathered 'round the entrance to the clinic and chanted, having previously imbibed themselves with their kook-aid.

by valpalas December 14, 2009