The dirty, brown, non-fecal, scuff marks that are left on your freshly cleaned toilet seat after someone who has a dirty sweaty ass sits on your toilet, and squirms. This phenomenon is usually cured when the nasty culprit washes their dirty ass.
Jaslene yells to Cherise, "Girl is this shit on your toilet seat?" Cherise replies, "Naw girl its prolly,"booty dirt." "My brother don't know how to wash his nasty ass!"
by RICO1976 April 24, 2009
Get the Booty Dirtmug. The act of being drawn reflexively to the sight of a gorgeous rear end of a female human. It is an uncontrolable response to the presence of booty thus falling under the category of hypnotism. This can occur at any time including times that would otherwise be considered inconvenient at best or dangerous at worst. For example; walking through the mall with your wife, girlfriend or significant other, In church, At a funeral, during business meetings, at your best friends house or while driving through a sub-urban or urban area.
Example 1:
<Bobby> "Dude, are you staring at my moms ass?!"
<Rick> "Sorry man, booty hypnotism."
Example 2:
<Bobby> "Dude! Watch the Road!"
<Rick> "Sorry! Man I'm sure glad that they dont factor in booty hypnotism when calculating your insurance rates. Mine would sky rocket!"
<Bobby> "Dude, are you staring at my moms ass?!"
<Rick> "Sorry man, booty hypnotism."
Example 2:
<Bobby> "Dude! Watch the Road!"
<Rick> "Sorry! Man I'm sure glad that they dont factor in booty hypnotism when calculating your insurance rates. Mine would sky rocket!"
by Jedibean January 10, 2008
Get the booty hypnotismmug. The dude in jail that steals your ass and fucks you in it.
The faggots that like to recruit new faggots.
I heard Carlos fucked his woman in the butt, he is such a booty pirate.
The faggots that like to recruit new faggots.
I heard Carlos fucked his woman in the butt, he is such a booty pirate.
by 616 September 17, 2006
Get the booty piratemug. by Kaboom June 16, 2003
Get the getto bootymug. by Lauren B October 22, 2003
Get the booty doomug. by duckky_miki March 20, 2011
Get the whooty bootymug. verb:
The act of checking out ones own ass to make sure it is appealing. This can also include another persons opinion to back up your own.
Usually played out by a female who is looking to purchase a new pair of pants or the like, and this act will either make or break the purchase.
The act of checking out ones own ass to make sure it is appealing. This can also include another persons opinion to back up your own.
Usually played out by a female who is looking to purchase a new pair of pants or the like, and this act will either make or break the purchase.
(Carly was trying on a pair of pants at the mall, and when she exited the change room to show Megan there was a moment of awkward silence.)
Carly: Wow these jeans fit like a glove, and they're so comfortable!
Megan: uhh.. Carly, have you given yourself the booty assessment yet?
Carly: ...no? (walks to the 3-way mirror and does a twirl)
Carly: Jesus christ are you kidding me? These pants make my ass look as deformed as Joan Rivers' face!
Carly: Wow these jeans fit like a glove, and they're so comfortable!
Megan: uhh.. Carly, have you given yourself the booty assessment yet?
Carly: ...no? (walks to the 3-way mirror and does a twirl)
Carly: Jesus christ are you kidding me? These pants make my ass look as deformed as Joan Rivers' face!
by ae123456 August 10, 2009
Get the booty assessmentmug.