The dirty, brown, non-fecal, scuff marks that are left on your freshly cleaned toilet seat after someone who has a dirty sweaty ass sits on your toilet, and squirms. This phenomenon is usually cured when the nasty culprit washes their dirty ass.
Jaslene yells to Cherise, "Girl is this shit on your toilet seat?" Cherise replies, "Naw girl its prolly,"booty dirt." "My brother don't know how to wash his nasty ass!"
by RICO1976 April 24, 2009
The act of being drawn reflexively to the sight of a gorgeous rear end of a female human. It is an uncontrolable response to the presence of booty thus falling under the category of hypnotism. This can occur at any time including times that would otherwise be considered inconvenient at best or dangerous at worst. For example; walking through the mall with your wife, girlfriend or significant other, In church, At a funeral, during business meetings, at your best friends house or while driving through a sub-urban or urban area.
Example 1:
<Bobby> "Dude, are you staring at my moms ass?!"
<Rick> "Sorry man, booty hypnotism."
Example 2:
<Bobby> "Dude! Watch the Road!"
<Rick> "Sorry! Man I'm sure glad that they dont factor in booty hypnotism when calculating your insurance rates. Mine would sky rocket!"
<Bobby> "Dude, are you staring at my moms ass?!"
<Rick> "Sorry man, booty hypnotism."
Example 2:
<Bobby> "Dude! Watch the Road!"
<Rick> "Sorry! Man I'm sure glad that they dont factor in booty hypnotism when calculating your insurance rates. Mine would sky rocket!"
by Jedibean December 28, 2007
The dude in jail that steals your ass and fucks you in it.
The faggots that like to recruit new faggots.
I heard Carlos fucked his woman in the butt, he is such a booty pirate.
The faggots that like to recruit new faggots.
I heard Carlos fucked his woman in the butt, he is such a booty pirate.
by 616 September 16, 2006
by Kaboom June 16, 2003
by Lauren B October 23, 2003
kim kardashian has a whooty booty
by duckky_miki March 05, 2011
verb:
The act of checking out ones own ass to make sure it is appealing. This can also include another persons opinion to back up your own.
Usually played out by a female who is looking to purchase a new pair of pants or the like, and this act will either make or break the purchase.
The act of checking out ones own ass to make sure it is appealing. This can also include another persons opinion to back up your own.
Usually played out by a female who is looking to purchase a new pair of pants or the like, and this act will either make or break the purchase.
(Carly was trying on a pair of pants at the mall, and when she exited the change room to show Megan there was a moment of awkward silence.)
Carly: Wow these jeans fit like a glove, and they're so comfortable!
Megan: uhh.. Carly, have you given yourself the booty assessment yet?
Carly: ...no? (walks to the 3-way mirror and does a twirl)
Carly: Jesus christ are you kidding me? These pants make my ass look as deformed as Joan Rivers' face!
Carly: Wow these jeans fit like a glove, and they're so comfortable!
Megan: uhh.. Carly, have you given yourself the booty assessment yet?
Carly: ...no? (walks to the 3-way mirror and does a twirl)
Carly: Jesus christ are you kidding me? These pants make my ass look as deformed as Joan Rivers' face!
by ae123456 August 11, 2009