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Community Roots Academy

Community Roots Academy is a large public school. In World War One, Two and Three It was used as an Air Force Base. Most people that attend this K-8 school are either Nazis or Germans. A lot of people come to this school to see what it was like in WWIII. On average, this school gets bombed about 30 times a year. But the amazing part is that only 3532 people have died from the bombings! All of the teachers at Community Roots Academy tried to get into art school but failed. Most teachers work for the German Government now. If you want to send your child here, send them with an M16 and an Assault Rifle. An acronym is most commonly used to refer to the schools name. The acronym is CRA.
"Im gonna go to Community Roots Academy"
-No one ever
by Joe_Swanson39 January 19, 2023
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gorks root

slang for performing oral sex on a male organ
by tec5704 August 16, 2009
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showin root

Having a boner that is unintentionally visible through clothing
My dad stopped by while I was having sex with my wife. I think I played it off pretty well, but I know I was showin root
by Rooster166 December 11, 2022
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dick root

The base of a penis; the area where the penis is attached to the lower pelvic region. This term originated in NSFW message boards.
Sometimes a thirst trap only shows his dick root through his boxers.
by FSRueful July 27, 2022
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Chattanooga root canal

When you're receiving a blowjob and you knock out the giver's teeth with your dick.
"What happened to that homeless man's teeth?
"Probably too many Chattanooga root canals."
by freepanda September 29, 2017
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North Dakota Root Canal

Performing oral sex for so long that parts of your face go numb.
I was going down on Bill for what seemed like hours and I got a North Dakota root canal.
by t pot February 6, 2019
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Root beer throat

When someone swallows a full load of semen, and chases it with soda.
"Man that Stacy girl gave me a righteous root beer throat."
by N4styn8 August 19, 2021
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