dusty vag

1) wiping your vag with dusty toilet paper
2) not having sex for an extended period of time

1) they made a toilet paper pyramid and it gave them all dusty vag when they left it for too long....
2) ew! she had such dusty vag. it was about time she got laid...

by blondegirl22 October 04, 2011

Dusty camel

A vagina drier than the Sahara desert.

Mike wanted to have sex with Sally, but she had a dusty camel.

by Jjbob April 04, 2015

Dusty Gooch

A stock that consistently underperforms the S&P 500

My wife’s boyfriend is taking the kids out for steak tonight but I can’t afford to go because my portfolio is full of Dusty Gooch

by February 22, 2021

dusty cat

When you sprinkle cocaine and paint chips between the chicks tits, then have the dude snort them out.

(2 burglars are trying to break into a warehouse)
Al- There's a trooper guarding the door!
Kari- I'll seduce him with a Dusty Cat.

by Dusty Cox July 21, 2009

dusty miller

When you fart into someones mouth and they inhale deeply.

Jen gave Nick a dusty miller last night.

by Brendon L. May 14, 2008

dusty pelican

A sexual act in which a man engages in anal sex with another man (or woman.) He then ejaculates into said partner's anus, then proceeds to orally remove (aka suck) his semen from his partner's anus. The two then proceed to orally exchange the semen between each other (see snowballing.)

At J. Alexander's, Adam was offered a "dusty pelican" by Cody the waiter.

by Reverend Venezia May 30, 2006

Dusty Cock

When one does a line of coke off of another's erect dick.

Yo I got some coke you wana do a dusty cock off of alex.

by ur freshness December 10, 2008