Brandon

Brandon is a very kind and loving guy he has lots of friends and is really tall and athletic He will do anything to keep his girl happy but once you get to know him you will realize that he is kinda of a dick and pretty fake

Brandon:hi my name is Brandon
You:oh hey there you seem pretty cool and attractive

You (after getting to know him):your kinda a bitch sorry :/

by Man I love chicken strips June 14, 2019

Brandon

He's just straight up fat

Oh Look Brandon ate another pizza pie in 3 seconds

by Hubert Cockroach April 3, 2019

Brandon

Brandons are the most amazing guys you will ever meet. Usually know for their really massive dicks (🍆) they are exteremly caring and sweet as well as fun. Brandons appear like assholes and meanies, but the people closest to them know deep down they're sweethearts

Friend 1: All the girls are always going after him, why?

Friend 2: Because he's a Brandon

Friend 3: You know they say about Brandons?

All: Big Dicks and even bigger hearts

by Look at me bitch October 7, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a person who fails in school and just plays super smash bros ultimate all day

He has a few friends and loves pokemon, he's short and crazy probably cause he doesnt eat at lunch but mostly eats microchips

Me: look at Brandon he's eating his daily drive
Friend: yeah but he sucks at smash and Joseph is better

by Anonymous. JB October 11, 2019

Brandon

Someone who loves Kayla more.

Brandon In fact fact does love Kayla more.

by Brando2611 October 14, 2019

Brandon

Oh he is so nice so SEXY so FREAKING FUNNY also a pro gamer so dont mess with him!

Bro Brandon is my man Rylie so BACK THE FUCK UP

by OhhhhhhhBrandiniweeniee August 11, 2019

Brandon

An all around piece of fucking shit. Complete trash that can’t hold a relationship and runs from anything good. Will fuck anything with a hole and have no respect for it later. Self absorbed, worthless piece of hot diarrhea.

“Man, you need to stop being a Brandon.”

by ForeverPetty August 22, 2019