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he is probably in a Jewish sex cult
But tries to hide it.
But overall he is a lovable, stupid, funny person
he is probably in a Jewish sex cult
But tries to hide it.
But overall he is a lovable, stupid, funny person
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Bad lover but a good friend sometimes.
Bad lover but a good friend sometimes.
by Darlin'deer January 17, 2018
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Person 1: “I invited Brandon over yesterday but he had to take Amy’s dog on a walk... WTF”
Person 2: “Yeah mate he’s totally whipped”
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